banana

pad thai enthusiast

[hera @shiningdaisies]

locked the fuck out,, distractionmaxxing

[isa (ee-suh) 🍰 @1OfreakygirIs]

When the plane lands and the pilot says “…..and if this is home, welcome home”

[adiba @780613]

just unserious

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Coca-Cola Canada losing the licensing rights to Nestea and rebranding their iced tea beverage as Fuze Iced Tea has been psychologically destabilizing for myself and I assume others

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

i know it hasn’t worked before but maybe this $60 purchase will be the thing to fill the unfillable hole in my soul

[NHL Insider Max Pacioretty @NHLlnsider67]

What exactly are Americans good at other than at being complete fucking morons?

[s @leafsicko]

really despairing to watch helplessly as your province burns and people’s lives get destroyed and you come on here and dumbass americans have to make it about themselves and make jokes about canadians. was it funny when it was your fave out in LA?

[audra أودرا @audragabrielle_]

probably the indigenous peoples in canada who had their homes and towns burned to the ground this week but sorry your throat is a bit scratchy and you have the runs

[Casarina @Casarina]

Americans will bomb Iran and emit more than 5m tonnes of CO2 in two weeks, contributing to a vastly out of control climate crisis - one that continues to fuel wildfires around the world, including in Canada - and then they'll go online and say "control YOUR pollution 🤪"

[kazuha okamoto @schneiderholics]

canadians (specifically from ontario) will be like hey my province is on fucking fire and indigenous communities are quite literally being wiped out and americans will still find a way to make it about themselves

[miia @miiagarro]

yall seriously need to stop giving men the benefit of the doubt and start doubting the benefit of the man

[Rolls Reus @D9N9ABI9]

Lowkey I’m bblphobic as fuck

[Matt Ramsey @OneNerdyOpinion]

Not sure what to do with myself now that my emotional support World Cup team is eliminated.

[xyler @grandeslivs]

i speak for everyone when i say, the life of a showgirl doesn't deserve a single grammy nomination nor winning one

[rio✮ @fragmentofrio]

hrvatska i bih 🤝 upetljani u najveca sranja svjetskog

[elijah ☆ @lionceccah]

.@lukamodric10 THIS WAS FOR YOU

[Lo 𐔌՞ ܸ.ˬ.ܸ՞𐦯 @loberrysweet]

HVALA SVAKOM BOGU NA OVOM SVIJETU PENALDO NEKA PLACE

[𝚏𝚛𝚊𝚗 ˚:✧｡ @_elysianfran_]

i root for spain now, hola mi amigos