Austin Watts

. . be mindful of the company you keep . . .

[Austin Watts @awatts17]

When I get home my dogs are really happy to see me, then I get really happy to see them and we all are really happy and that's true love

[Austin Watts @awatts17]

Private mortgage insurance is a scam. That is all

[Austin Watts @awatts17]

Hot take. @methodman is one of the most underrated rappers of all time

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Gotta love when farm dogs know Physics.

https://t.co/iT5o0VSWlX

[vantablack @DKEvanoff]

Biden- "If you make over 400k a year your taxes will be higher."

Guys from my high school that make 35K a year-

[Austin Watts @awatts17]

How in the fuck do you manage to oversleep on your first day at a new job?

[Austin Watts @awatts17]

@PatMcAfeeShow Green Bay didn’t draft anyone to help out their secondary because they knew @OfficialAJHawk is coming out of retirement

[Austin Watts @awatts17]

@JamesDoyle15 Jack the price up and tell him to come get it!

[Austin Watts @awatts17]

@AlexBenson4

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Get your @pinkwhitney minis in stores now https://t.co/VkEXi6oBAY

[Austin Watts @awatts17]

@AlexBenson4

[Billy Tubes @BaileyMcComas]

@PatMcAfeeShow @NHLSeattle_ .@Mutineers did it better

[Austin Watts @awatts17]

@clarissfit

[Austin Watts @awatts17]

@PatMcAfeeShow you guys keep saying the Pats can’t afford Cam Newrin because of their salary cap this year. With the new rule that contracts can be x amount difference between year 1-2 what’s to stop them from doing wa a 1 mil deal for the first year and backloading the contract.

[Austin Watts @awatts17]

@clarissfit

[Austin Watts @awatts17]

@samh1066 TrAdErS aRe TrAdErS

[Austin Watts @awatts17]

@ToneDigz https://t.co/EIxBgJsglh

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

I mean... Cut on a DIME https://t.co/uPDrsCjt1D

[Austin Watts @awatts17]

@clarissfit Nah

[Austin Watts @awatts17]

@clarissfit Same

[Austin Watts @awatts17]

@TheMainePayne

[Austin Watts @awatts17]

@tyschmit

[sarah michel (no gellar) @_iparker_]

celebrities and their evil counterparts