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hi, i’m allie & i like to party - snap: beanage32

[al @aweber141]

starting a thread of things bianca says/ does or pic & vids of her in action so i can always find them. either enjoy or sorry?

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jake deadass just turned to me & said “am i 22 or 23? i can’t remember” BRO hahahaha what

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i have some of the best patients in the world wtf how did i get so lucky?????

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one of my patients just said to me, “so do i have to break a tooth every time i want to come see you?” sir as sweet as that is please do not

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you ever take an x-ray & just think “fuck that’s an A+ x-ray” bc same

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mom: so what’s your plan after hygiene school? where are you going to live?? will you move back home or?
me: i don’t have a plan, i stopped making plans
mom: ok good plan

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@andrewralbrecht yes identical!! i knew it looked familiar

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today one of my patients came in & as i was walking past her room she yelled “hey i gotta show you my mask!!” it had penis’s all over it. 10/10 girl

[nard @avantnard]

kesha was so right. we r who we r

[braden @Coblebraden]

I’m usually not one to post my political views but:

[pinar @pienar]

i dont think my boyfriend, the 12-foot Halloween Skeleton from Home Depot, would be too pleased to hear about this

[Slick Deuceman, Attorney-at-Law @whatamidylan]

A relationship should be 50/50—
She buys me a PS5 & I buy her the 12ft skeleton from Home Depot

[al @aweber141]

the look people give me when i tell them i’m being chucky for halloween... smh leave me be

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a true woman

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something i am not proud of:

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@mrs_wolf2019 masterminds

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*liv on the phone with the xfinity tech people*

lady: “so the wifi name on the account is “SatanRocksMySocks”, correct?”

yep that would be the one

[al @aweber141]

@yonk__yonks hmmmm

[al @aweber141]

i have a statement.
i am in love with nick miller.
that is all.
over & out ~