Andrew Weikart

Hen Supervisor at Tyler Chicken

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

I once had a table next to OG at Pai and when his pad thai arrived he said “What’s that” and his date said “That’s what you ordered.” Best of luck to him in New York

[UltraNosk @UltraNosk]

Mulan for Americans

[alex lei @alexL_E_I]

checking in with the goat

[Fred Katz @FredKatz]

Update: I asked Mitchell Robinson if he was playing. He said, “I don’t wanna talk to your ass” and then walked away.

[Becks @BecksWelker]

Ohio State Highway Patrol is celebrating like the ‘72 Dolphins right now

[Michael Burns @michaeloburns]

Happy Memorial Day.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

god damn it.... son of a bitch... I just realized that Blueys mom works in airport security... and Blueys dad is an archaeologist.... Bluey's mom's job is sniffing, and Bluey's dad's job is digging up bones.... because they're fucking dogs.....

[💫Tribe 13X 🔻 💫 @B00K0FTRIBE]

Good morning

[TheAllergyGirl 💜🏳️‍⚧️ @theallergygirl]

undoubtedly my favorite review on letterboxd

[Cantankerous Steve 🚨 @SteveO_Capalot]

All the Midwest states fuck with each other except Indiana. We all agree Indiana some bullshit

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Ted Turner was the gold standard for that breed of quasi-insane but generally harmless rich guys America used to have but don’t really exist anymore.

[mina @getinthedevice]

@willmenaker Ted Turner has one of the funniest Controversial Comments sections on Wikipedia

[myles brown @mdotbrown]

Ant is the most mature immature person I’ve ever seen. Locked in and accountable on the court then will go home and poke holes in his own condoms.

[turd @goonageddon]

my broke buddy got twins on the way and he hit a $400 parlay the other night and ordered a parrot online

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

This is her vaginal microbiome report. 100/100 score.

Top 1% of all vaginas.

Her sample is dominated by the single most protective bacterial species a vagina can host (Lactobacillus crispatus).

Only about 25-30% of reproductive age women globally are L. crispatus-dominant, and “dominant” usually means above 50%. Kate is at 98.7%.

The lab found nothing bad to report. (no gardnerella, Candida, STIs, opportunistic pathogens, aerobic vaginitis markers, etc.)

This is linked to lower risk of BV, UTIs, yeast infections, HPV persistence, HSV-2 and HIV acquisition, preterm birth, and improved IVF outcomes.

A vaginal microbiome is downstream of everything: sleep, glucose control, stress, gut health, sexual health, immune function, what you eat, and what you put in it.

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

Just gave Kate oral sex. Goodnight everyone.

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

me: he's a glove that sells hamburger helper
girl looking at the posters in my room: no i get it

[Frank Lloyd White Boy @rustbelt_]

It’s called Fort Wayne. Indianapolis? 2 hours. Detroit? 3 hours. Cincinnati, Columbus? 3 hours. Chicago? Yup, just 3 hours. We’re talking the center of the known universe.

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

not thinking about the state of the world. im thinking about roughly 100 20 year old boys. thinking about how big and strong they are. thinking about their bodies. and if my team picks a boy whos body i do not like so help me god i will bring fire to the homes of those you love

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

I keep a baseball bat under my bed in case an intruder wants to hang a slider and get taken 450 dead center