alex

[alex @awerner328]

yes mom, we get it, i only have one friend

[alex @awerner328]

I really start my last day of undergrad tomorrow… wow

[alex @awerner328]

winter morning coffee run outfits just are such a fashion statement and i support every single one

[BillsMafia 5-1 @ItsRyanPuleo]

Dear UPS, USPS, FedEx, & Amazon employees..

Thank you.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

why deny yourself the simple joy of yelling “cows !” when you pass by some cows this holiday season?

[alex @awerner328]

why do all boys come preprogrammed to drive by a minimum of 3 open spots before they can park a car

[alex @awerner328]

sawyer is not okay

i woke up and ugly cried

[Clearwater Aquarium @CMAquarium]

With heavy hearts, CMA announced tonight that Winter the Dolphin died at approximately 8 p.m. as animal care experts from around the country worked to treat her gastrointestinal abnormality. The CMA family is devastated.

Read more: https://t.co/23pbetCu1l

[alex @awerner328]

is liking candy corn a red flag

[alex @awerner328]

daddy? sorry. daddy?

[Red Sox @RedSox]

AIN'T THAT GRAND!

[Sam Malone❌ @GizmosSpace3]

If you think being forced to wear a mask is bad, imagine being forced to have a baby.

[alex @awerner328]

hi i just applied to grad school manifest happy thoughts please!!!!

[Nick Jonas @nickjonas]

Incredible

[alex @awerner328]

do you change your phone case way too often or are you normal

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

“But the vaccine doesn’t even guarantee you won’t get sick, it really only stops you from dying.”

Not dying sounds pretty fucking spectacular, to me.

[alex @awerner328]

nothing like having a body dysmorphia breakthrough at some random rest stop at 7:30 in the morning. i want whatever mirrors are in that bathroom

[alex @awerner328]

does your body dysmorphia ever get so bad you think you look like creature from harry potter or is it just me?

[alex @awerner328]

@juliashsm leave me alone

[Irie Veesh 🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲 @Veesh_veesh]

As a person who does a lot of self reflection, I can tell that a lot of people do not self reflect enough or at all.

[alex @awerner328]

@juliashsm @TM0s41 family therapy before the wedding😤🤟🏻💪🏻