Why am I sitting here? Thanks for asking. I was planning to sit on my porch in the snow and eat this giant bowl of candy but you kids keep interrupting me.
You are 6 feet tall. Why am I straining to reach your bag to drop the candy in? Come on sasquatch stretch out your hand a couple inches. Or, should I have come to your house to give you this candy?
Why do I have so many rocks? Well, I live in suburbia and that's what we call landscaping. And my wife wouldn't be happy unless she saw me shoveling 4.5 tons of rock in July.