Lil’ Alec Jokes n’ Goofs

man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh boy

[Lil’ Alec Jokes n’ Goofs @awethotdogbun]

Alex "televisions #1 hit comedy" Edwards

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The eternal struggle between sending drunk texts seeking a simulacrum of sympathy and knowing that it will all be false

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Stuart Little gets too much hate. The little fella deserves to be loved.

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Hate the world burn it all hate the world burn it all hate the world burn it all hate the world burn it all hate the world burn it all hate the world burn it all hate the world burn it all hate the world burn it all hate the world hate the world hate the world hate the world burn

[Lil’ Alec Jokes n’ Goofs @awethotdogbun]

Some of y'all ain't ever been called "gross" or overheard peers saying "eww no way" in reference to you or been described as "not *THAT* bad-looking at your best" or been told "Yeah you're in the uglier half of the population." and it shows.

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In all honesty, I'm nothing more than a disgusting little grub. All shriveled up and writhing on the pavement, trying my damnedest to get back into the soil, away from all prying eyes. Alas, unbeknownst to me the raging tides of the recent scattered showers have decimated my home

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@faygo_baptism I fw the vision. Let's link and cook up some nasty plots and devious deeds.

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Alright, I've been cringe for long enough.

Time to enter my "hot, mysterious, gentleman gamer" era.

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Megalomaniac mfs be out there on their megalomaniacal shit #truth

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#alcohol can solve all of your #problems

[The Good Deputy @DeputyGwongo]

It’s fuck o’clock and I can’t tell time

[Lil’ Alec Jokes n’ Goofs @awethotdogbun]

"OMG you're always so quiet, what are you nervous or something?"

Ma'am I have been burdened with knowledge too dark and deep to recite

[Lil’ Alec Jokes n’ Goofs @awethotdogbun]

Damn. Coffee really does taste better in a cute mug.

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In my alcoholic villain era

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I'm not ugly, everyone is just intentionally taking bad pictures of me

[Lil’ Alec Jokes n’ Goofs @awethotdogbun]

Creator of the most goated sketti this world has ever seen

[Lil’ Alec Jokes n’ Goofs @awethotdogbun]

The autobiography I write at 9 PM: Ugly As Sin, And Rightfully Hated By Everyone

The autobiography I write at 2:15 AM: Loved Or Soon To Be Loved, The Sexiest Man In History

[Lil’ Alec Jokes n’ Goofs @awethotdogbun]

Having trouble progressing at the gym? Just remember, everyone hates you and use the pain to push harder!

[Lil’ Alec Jokes n’ Goofs @awethotdogbun]

Stinkin' up the great outdoors today.

[ret @rad_milk]

yeah i’m intrigued by the paranormal. a pair of normal boobs

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What did I do to deserve being this cold and sleepy?