hernia haver

genius of the carpathians l dm for advertising

[hernia haver @awfcuck]

i’m gonna buy a waterbed and attach a camelback straw to it so i can just roll over and start suckin

[christine @crycartband]

my doubters will become my grouters when i remodel the bathroom of success

[SpursMuse @spurs_muse]

ELMO JUST SAW A BUTTERFLY

[hernia haver @awfcuck]

@ravidravidravid

[fossymossy @fossymossy1]

imagine being named Dumbass Wagecuck

[hernia haver @awfcuck]

@GilbusRoy Valentine's Day - David Bowie

[☥ @sahbarbii_]

@nikaspoetry i mean clowns came from menstrual shows so

[hernia haver @awfcuck]

yo but if there's a baby gronk that means... Gronk...

my man 🤝😂

[hernia haver @awfcuck]

@irockgnomes I saw this the other day and wanted to kms

[High Altitude Alaska Research Pyramid @HouseOfLeavesMD]

@RadishHarmers All whales are bastards #AHAB

[hernia haver @awfcuck]

@maya_jillian75 Really thought this was jerma

[hernia haver @awfcuck]

@IsraelinSF @SFCity_Hall What's happening to my city dog

[RickRaptor105 @RickRaptor105]

The Moby Dick fandom is dying.

Retweet if you're a true Dickhead.

[hernia haver @awfcuck]

I can only assume this is about the northernlion super cruise being cancelled....... my condolences

[march maddyness 💥 @phxsunz25]

BREAKING: Lesbian flags will be lowered to half mast for the remainder of April in accordance with this devastating news

Please respect our privacy as we navigate this difficult chapter 🕊️💗

[Alex Barth @RealAlexBarth]

Happy ‘here comes the pizza’ day to all who celebrate

[hernia haver @awfcuck]

@neckula @UrbaneUrban This feels like it should be the lyrics to the distance by cake

[Ten Years Ago Today @tenyearsnow]

David Lynch endorses Bernie Sanders for President:

[hernia haver @awfcuck]

@WraithLaFrentz I'm still on my leaners permit

[hernia haver @awfcuck]

@Bencera LEAVE

[hernia haver @awfcuck]

do people really wash their sheets?? you're supposed to just shower before getting in bed and it washes itself