Emily Harris

here for the chrissy tiegan and dog content

[Sarah McCammon📻 @sarahmccammon]

There is no longer AM and PM. There is just "coffee time" and "wine time."

[The West Wing Weekly @WestWingWeekly]

Death…boy, I don't know

[Emily Harris @awkward_emily]

Quarantine seemed like the ideal time to come back to Twitter

[Emily Harris @awkward_emily]

@chrissyteigen Melania's face summarizes my reaction to this clip #help

[Emily Harris @awkward_emily]

@mtchswyr ‘Tis the season. Uncle Steve’s a firm believer if you need some help!!! @SteveClayton18

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Only one sleep until Christmas, guys.

[Emily Harris @awkward_emily]

Senior year Emily couldn’t have seen this coming #MyTwitterAnniversary

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

.@jordanklepper goes to a Trump rally to talk impeachment with The Donald’s most ardent supporters.

[Emily Harris @awkward_emily]

Didn’t cry when I left work today, so I’m gonna go ahead and count that as a win.

[Emily Harris @awkward_emily]

@niksheets Also a sexist pig ????

[Emily Harris @awkward_emily]

Very excited for this!!!!!!!!!!

[Spotify @Spotify]

Welcome back to Spotify, Hov 💚
Listen to JAY-Z’s music now.

[Emily Harris @awkward_emily]

Here is my unpopular opinion- I will see Cats in theatres.

[Emily Harris @awkward_emily]

RIP to my toenail
#runnerproblems

[Emily Harris @awkward_emily]

@MarsThomp remember watching this together and just being shook?

[ESPN @espn]

“AUBURN’S GONNA WIN THE FOOTBALL GAME!” ⁣
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Six years ago today, the legend of the “Kick Six” was born.

[Emily Harris @awkward_emily]

@JackxAttackFTW Maddie farts and wakes herself up.

I love dogs.

[Emily Harris @awkward_emily]

Such a sweet story.

[LAT Entertainment @latimesent]

@AmyKinLA @ABeautifulDay @tomhanks If the Rogers couple was out at an event that turned out to be bland, Mr. Rogers had a go-to way of making his wife laugh: passing gas.

“He would just raise one cheek and he would look at me and smile." https://t.co/On5Zz8J7cS

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Name a more iconic duo. We’ll wait.

[Emily Harris @awkward_emily]

“Sir, for a dollar, will Gwyneth Paltrow ever be happy?”

“No, she’s too thin.”

Billy on the Street is a gem.

[Emily Harris @awkward_emily]

@joanaortiz That’s my ringtone

[Emily Harris @awkward_emily]

@_tori_belle Also, they’re too perfect and that’s not the life I’ve chosen.