aislin

milf in the making

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

RIP to the greatest musical satirist of all time, Tom Lehrer. I present his classic “Wernher von Braun”

[oh no ben tweeted @bassoonicon]

accidentally listened to being alive from company in the car 8 times yesterday

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

“and the award goes to……… emilia perez”

[aislin @awkwardaislin]

@emma_username69 @flynnslick they had a tom petty song in this movie that changed the trajectory of my life

[oh no ben tweeted @bassoonicon]

this came to me in a vision

[aislin @awkwardaislin]

uber and taco bell doordash arrived at home at the same time i am blessed by the glory of god himself

[aislin @awkwardaislin]

@bartonsopata respond to my text🎀

[Reductress @Reductress]

Drive Your Man Crazy in Bed With These Twelve Trumpet Solos: https://t.co/QvB1Whr5HH

[aislin @awkwardaislin]

dms so dry i had to start nurturing my hobbies and passions

[aislin @awkwardaislin]

do: a little key
don’t: take your birth control

[aislin @awkwardaislin]

@bassoonicon serving minor plagal mid 20th century american musical theater cunty realness

[✮⋆˙ @dnpsnoopy]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[annabelle :3 @oomfabelle]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[aislin @awkwardaislin]

who needs nintendo switch when you have the 1922 home and community songbook compiled by dr. archibald t davdison at the function

[jovarca broz @jovarca1000000]

i guess that kant getting eaten

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Are u rubbing ur feet together like crickets with other bitches Yes or no

[aislin @awkwardaislin]

@emma_username69 a HARVARD SOCIOLOGIST

[aislin @awkwardaislin]

dune fu panda