Kerri Colombo

stay awkward

[Kerri Colombo @awkwardker]

@bcas25 @TomBrady @MikeReiss what a terrible time for bars to be closed

[Kerri Colombo @awkwardker]

its 2026 so i didnt think id have to do this but this is your daily reminder not to touch a womans stomach and ask her whens shes due

[Kerri Colombo @awkwardker]

my toxic trait is having a glass of wine and thinking i could cut my toddlers hair for free

[Kerri Colombo @awkwardker]

im no doctor but i love match day tiktok 😩🥹

[Kerri Colombo @awkwardker]

i wish my siblings were athletic because olympic siblings are the best

[Kerri Colombo @awkwardker]

pretty sure my toddler sneaks an energy drink before i get him out of his crib in the
morning

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo hopes both teams have fun!

[Kerri Colombo @awkwardker]

got a babysitter for our anniversary dinner & spent 90% of the time looking at photos/videos of our kid 🙃

[Kerri Colombo @awkwardker]

hey @goodreads, does reading the same book over and over to my toddler count towards my reading challenge this year?

[RealityBBQ #BB28 @rbbq]

When Ashley starts to answer a question. #BB27

[Kayce Smith @KayceSmith]

Somebody took this baby’s father away from her today because they disagreed with his politics. Absolutely fucking evil.

[Kerri Colombo @awkwardker]

I hate it here. We are allowed to expect that in America no one will shoot us for our beliefs. @MSNBC do better.

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

MSNBC says Charlie Kirk had it coming:
“You can’t stop with these awful thoughts you have and then saying these awful words and then not expect awful actions to take place”

[JohnRocker @itsJohnRocker]

ALL
CHARLIE
KIRK
DID
WAS
HAVE
A
RESPECTFUL
DIALOGUE
WITH
PEOPLE
HE
DISAGREED
WITH

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Absolutely disgusting and disturbing video from Charlie Kirk shooting today. Hoping for the best for him and his family. Anybody who is happy about this is a disgusting human.

[Kerri Colombo @awkwardker]

no one asked but i wanna be beth dutton when i grow up

[Kerri Colombo @awkwardker]

I am sat. 💀

[KaMorian (Sparkling Alien 💫) @ka_morian0121]

FLOATERS GRAB A LIFE VEST............

RACHEL IS BACK BITCHESS !!!!!!

#BB27 #BigBrother

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

Time to get REAL justice for John O’Keefe and his family.

[Kerri Colombo @awkwardker]

life tip: mix all your toddlers food in applesauce to get them to eat

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