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@RebeccaChasen 222 but walked over to take a Knicks family's pic for them (LIKE A GENTLEMAN) and then yes y'all laughed at my ass when I threw on the shirt and said why.🥲 But I snuck out safely just mad sweaty🙏

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This was 100% about me and with all the videos after Game 3 I hope everyone sees why. 😅

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A cavs fan just put on a Knicks shirt and said “I gotta get home safe” i’m crying

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@esidery Why stop there Evan? Rams should throw in a '31 1st-round pick and ask for the stadium. And a '27 7th-round pick for Chase & Tee. I'm sure you'd have a lot of fun AI-mocking those mindboggling dumbfuck deals too, go for it

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@jccornwell @frankie_nnati lmao, who do you think's gonna have more fun this year in Ohio Chris? Who's had more fun over the last forever? Stick to telling people who don't respond to you to "take their meds" and using The Rock gif over and over and over, you fucking lifetime loser (just like the Browns)

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@1ogCephas @VigilantFox Or don't listen to this bullshit slop AI from "1OG_CEPHAS"

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@Shanekeeton17 @JackKennedy Hate to break it to you but he plagiarized his shit from Bill Hicks

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@PenCapChew27 @UDCincyFan @ChaseCuster They always want to end with divisional matchups and they always want to end with Ravens/Steelers b/c the league office loves them

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@Claraforsky @JamesTate121 “Government-issued phone” needs a hyphen if you’re gonna try to be an asshole ya dumbfuck

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@rlburkhardt @LegionHoops Probably the fact that LeBron has the insane speed/agility/jumping at 80 more pounds of muscle, it’s way more athletically impressive for a DE to run 4.6 than a WR

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@gamscout @_peanutdpf So we agree.

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@gamscout @_peanutdpf Literally Oregon tried to play him in the “Caleb Downs” role after Ohio State’s success specifically in the playoffs (disguising Tampa 2 to play deep, the slot, or box). Thats why DT’s box snaps skyrocketed— b/c of the IQ, creativity, and flexibility of Downs. Better tackler too.

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@BengalEnthztx8 @BMeek23 @AndreBengals No one has said anything about Downs other than some rando on Twitter. He certainly didn’t get dinged at workouts he didn’t do

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@David_Potteiger @MichaelMunning3 You keep saying “starting.” A 3rd CB (or even Downs!) could “start” at nickel, but regardless of semantics all the defenders you listed would get more playing time via packages/rotations than a backup at any OL position (again barring injury)…and on *defense* where help’s needed

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@wrexweed @Jacksonsrule Every generation does this, it’s almost a rite of passage of getting older

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@David_Potteiger @MichaelMunning3 Significant snaps for those guys would far outpace a third OT barring injury, and on the side of the ball that’s desperate for any kind of impact

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@SargeWhoDey Don’t manifest that no no 🫥

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@David_Potteiger @MichaelMunning3 Fano, fucking kill me. Not b/c of the player but b/c what it means for the franchise. A swing tackle (for now) when the window for this offense is IMMEDIATE. A FO content to be mid and morphine drip the season-tick holders if it saves them money down the road (even if not really)

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@SargeWhoDey And yet had some of the best tackling tape for a guy who isn’t Sonny Styles-sized. A missile and a ballhawk with big moments (GL stand and pick vs. Texas, forced fumble vs. Miami, punt return TD!!! vs. Indiana…)

He’s gonna be a stud somewhere. 😤

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@BengalsKorey The fact that even the best CB can’t hold up forever if pass rush isn’t there. Go BPA for the best impact guy on the field period in a year where even an avg defense could help the O get into the playoffs. If that’s a CB, fine, but Downs can also play NCB (and transform a scheme)