Alison vs Evil Dead 🎃🖤🎃

horror babe with a sci fi streak / 28/ they/them/she/her /no terfs allowed/ I would have swam out for you/ Free Palestine 🇵🇸

[Alison vs Evil Dead 🎃🖤🎃 @awkwardorange]

Minutt for minutt.

[𝚃𝙷𝙺 @THEH0RRORKID]

Barbie (2023) | Evil Dead Rise (2023)

[aimée 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @sapphyreblayze]

The craziest thing about learning to drive is realising that complete strangers will get so fucking angry at you for *daring* to obey the speed limit. Like, I'm sorry that I don't want to kill anyone with my metal death machine.

[Jam 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Carefree_Jam]

This heatwave has shown how many people don't know the difference between deodorant and antiperspirant

[Gentleman Doofus @GentleDoofus]

It's so fascinating how Peter Jackson pulled the George Lucas "beloved and groundbreaking genre trilogy followed by a visually hideous, technologically overreaching prequel trilogy, then basically retire" arc in about a third of the time.

[𝔥𝔬𝔬𝔭 @finalsnaps]

i know evil dead 2 is a reboot of the original but i personally watch the movie as if ash has zero braincells and he brought his new gf to the lodge just to do it all over again

[Zelda | XENOBLADE FOUUURRRRRRRR @paintmakesart]

invasive honey bees that can topple an ecosystem are given a pass bc theyre cute but wasps who are necessary to deal with pest populations are hated bc theyre mean #okay

[🥪 Swich 🍉 @Swich_22]

I don't understand

Why would I want a physical ornament?

Surely they could've given me a digital one instead

[emscreams @iyquraqt]

Rural vet tech friend is the gift that keeps on giving: this bobcat kitten had a porcupine quill stuck in his butt

[Ripley @H0LYCR0W]

ONE OF MY FAVOURITE LITTLE DEEP SEA FREAKS FINALLY HAS NEW FOOTAGE!!!!
I CAN SEE HER IN ALL HER GLORY

[Lana the Bug 🪲💕 @lanabeesfw]

Trying desperately to explain to people that screaming and smacking at bees increases your chance of being stung, while just letting it smell you and investigate and fly away decreases the chances of being stung, but no one fucking listens to me

[valerie ༒ @cinemetary]

me in your walls

[Alison Rumfitt @hangsawoman]

has anyone actually watched The Evil Dead recently or do you all only remember 2?

[screwball ✨ ts12t5 @_micherables]

racists will try make you believe this woman doesnt look like a literal goddess

[Out of Context Simpsons Couch Gags @OOCCouchGags]

Some of yall let the goofier moments of Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness cloud your mind as the franchise has always been a straightforward nasty horror film since the first one and that has been also the appeal of the franchise

[El Borto @bortinez_]

“he is an asset of the deep state”

He’s a bin.

[Ally Fogg @AllyFogg]

OK, hands up, which of you ever believed that Binface was ever anything other than a highly savvy political satirist?

Did anyone, anywhere *ever* claim he was some random eccentric who likes to wear a bin on his head and believes he’s from outer space?