Awkward Stickman

I do closed-captioning. I do creative things. Inventor of Nap Bus™. Married to my best friend.

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Nap Bus™️ is a revolutionary idea in napping. A commuter bus, seats replaced with cots and recliners, drives around town. You nap in it.

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With @LPontheleft coming to Spokane I feel it's my duty as a citizen of this city to remind you NOT to put anything important in the Garbage Eating Goat.

Henry, I'm looking at you.

[Shayne Topp @supershayne]

I don’t remember these lyrics in Dear Future Husband

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Absolutely heartbreaking. One of the best! https://t.co/9tSyRzYiH6

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If dogs could drive it'd be a barking lot.

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@LeahTiscione Moderna. I got sick after the second one. Like, as sick as I've ever been in my life. Slept for 11 hours. Woke up like nothing happened. Single strangest experience I've ever had.

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People who are confident and have self-esteem...why? Like, who didn't hurt you?

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@davidcrosss Joking, japing, *and* joshing? In THIS economy?

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@JenniferJokes Wait, you're NOT a duck?

[southpaw @nycsouthpaw]

I love mr bean

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@AudreyPorne The Witch

[Lauren Boebert @laurenboebert]

I’m living the American dream. I came up from welfare, standing in line waiting for government cheese, to now running for Congress.

Let’s keep radical socialists out of government so that people can be empowered to lift themselves out of poverty, rather than wait on government!

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I'm not planning on having fun with it, is the point. I'm planning what I'll do with all the monuments of failure once I inevitably quit.

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I've been putting off getting into the model building/kitbashing/propmaking hobby because my concern is that I'll build a bunch of stuff that I then have to store somewhere. I was thinking today why *that's* my main concern? I mean, how many models can I build?

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Then I realized: If I start, and I get really into it the way think I will, I'll be consumed by it, and then I'll get bored with it. And THEN I'll be stuck with a bunch of models (some of them half-built) that I just have in my office that are useless and depressing.

[ً ឵឵ @cIutchs]

when you try to take a 30 minute nap and wake up 4 hours later confused af

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Check out new work on my @Behance profile: "Untended Flowers" https://t.co/HEYtnpiMSd

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The word corpses is doing a lot of lifting here.

[RUTH BUZZI @Ruth_A_Buzzi]

I'm doing crunches twice a day now.
Captain in the morning.
Nestle in the afternoon.

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Hi.