Christiana Lopez

writer | director | maker | doer
mostly comedy / sometimes sad

[Christiana Lopez @awnabot]

No longer explaining my last name. Just handing out these.

[Christiana Lopez @awnabot]

@gr8h8m_t3chl3r hey! Sent you a DM with a submission for this month's round up. Thanks!

[Christiana Lopez @awnabot]

✌🏻

[Christiana Lopez @awnabot]

Twitter break feels like a good idea for the rest of the summer

maybe even fall?

let’s play it by ear

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

"This is no Dutch bike lane with a safe, modern design and well-funded construction. This is an American bike lane—a blood-pumping obstacle course of neglected asphalt and ideas from the 1970s." https://t.co/zJalLwvQTy

[Christiana Lopez @awnabot]

This Brittney Griner shit is insanity. My heart is breaking for her, her family, friends, team. She's been left to rot in Russia. If this was any NBA star he'd have been outta there within weeks. Unfuckingreal.

[Christiana Lopez @awnabot]

@NotAlexis they be trendy

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@NotAlexis 😬 https://t.co/0pL8X7uXTK

scroll down

[Discount Selena Gomez @si_yonce]

You think 24 women got together to falsely accuse one man of sexual assault? Five girls in a group chat can’t even plan a trip to Miami

[Christiana Lopez @awnabot]

@NotAlexis Follow up: have you ever seen a woman?

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@NotAlexis Have you ever heard of this place "Williamsburg"?

[Christiana Lopez @awnabot]

An array of eyeballs on this shit and not one person was like "hey there are like 17,500 other letter combinations we could go with..."

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Who thought these letters were a good idea?

[Christiana Lopez @awnabot]

@BrennanBabbles GROOOOOAN

[René Brooks | Black Girl, Lost Keys @blkgirllostkeys]

I think a lot of us with ADHD are convinced we are too much. Too emotional. Too forgetful. Too late. Then we spend most of our efforts trying to be “good enough.”

Some of us never feel like we’re good enough.

I think THAT is where at least some of the RSD comes from.

[Christiana Lopez @awnabot]

@BrennanBabbles I had FUN, Brennan. EVER HEARD OF IT?

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@PallaviGunalan FFS. I’ve seen too much to continue to be this surprised and yet

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@onkelchrispy A cruel one

[Christiana Lopez @awnabot]

I hate it here

[Your OG 🐩 @LRNROSE]

omg this is really how they sound

[Christiana Lopez @awnabot]

hi I would like to talk about every fckin thing Keke Palmer wore in Nope