A large iced coffee isn’t breakfast — no matter how many times you tell yourself it is. Try these easy on-the-go breakfasts instead. https://t.co/TJWXXW9RjP
I overheard on the radio while in the grocery story:
“From Toy Story 5 to Madison Square Garden, it’s good to see you Taylor”
And why was I shocked when that was them introducing ELIZABETH TAYLOR?!
It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did and promptly pulled it. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA
personally i am not really impressed when a computer is good at math — since a computer is math . i am a lot more intrigued by things like , for example , a rat being an exceptional cook — since that’s not really expected
got into a screaming argument with my mom on the street yesterday that ended with me shouting “THATS BECAUSE IM NORMAL. IM NORMAL. IM NORMAL. IM NORMAL” on 125th Street — now, in my defense,
I finally met Steven Spielberg tonight and spoke to him a while about filmmaking and his camera blocking. Also got to meet Willie Scott. Bro, I'm buzzing.
when you think about it, travis really was on a balcony in summer air, seeing lights/the party/the ballgowns when he first saw taylor and little did she know…
If the Catholics are right and the Pope is the Supreme Pontiff, and if temporal authority is subordinated to spiritual authority, then the Pope can depose the head of FIFA and overturn Balogun's red card