Shivansh Sharma

Paranoid & Norcturnal.

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Yeah "Purpose of Living" kaha milega? 200gm chahiye tha, suna hai din me 2 baar lene se jeene ki iccha bani rehti hai... 😴🥱

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Pulling push doors since 1999 👀

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Food comma is a real place and buffets will get you there 🥢

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@MMAFPress What is it with Smith's and wanting to smack people? 👀

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@McGregorRousey Ngannou will only need one round of mma

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Jina poore hafte kaam karne me stress nahi hota usse Jada toh Sunday evening ko anxiety hojati hai 👀

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Two questions:
Who invented Jim Jam biscuits?
And where tf is their Nobel Prize?

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Tujhme McAdams dikhta hai,
Yara mai kya karu 👀

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McAdams mai hu,
Mark idhar hai 🥸
#mcadams

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Wordle 238 3/6

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@RaneTanisha Select all + Delete 🗑️

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Deleted 5000+ emails today.
Officially the most the productive day of 2021 🙌

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Can't believe we ever used to go out and get shit done during rains🌦️

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@engineers_feed Not getting paid nearly enough 🙄

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The Indian urge to keep giving competitive exams even after realising that you can't study for shit 🧑‍🎓

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I want to eat everything and nothing at the same freaking time🥢

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Any time I achieve something I immediately loose respect It. 🙇

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The one shelf in my room that I tidied up and won't mess up again for a good amount of time. 📚

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@engineers_feed So you're telling me that's not the photo of a very old Cheese Wheel? 🌝

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I cleaned my room today, can I add OCD in my bio already? 🧹

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Gotta learn the difference between being depressed and hungry 🙇