jeff benzos

I am just an icon living.

[jeff benzos @awwkrap]

Gonna try to become illiterate during quarantine

[Neet @neet_sol]

normalize booing in the workplace

[fishious @fishquichee]

(Making small talk) who are you

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

Sorry baby, mommy can never own a home because she would buy 65 touch tunes credits every time she had 2 drinks in her

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

Doug Christie started TWEAKING after hitting the smelling salts 🤣

[jeff benzos @awwkrap]

did u even go to college if u didn’t wake up one morning to a guy having to blow into a breathalyzer before he took u home

[jeff benzos @awwkrap]

I wake up and immediately ask my bf 48 questions

[jeff benzos @awwkrap]

shittin at the mall … feels like 2010

[RiskTaker Meko @IAmMekoB]

A good hydroplane will humble your ass

[jeff benzos @awwkrap]

New Year’s resolution to dunk got my bf laughing it’s over fam

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

Trump should address the nation with Maduro sitting chained in front of him like Princess Leia in front of Jabba the Hutt

[jeff benzos @awwkrap]

All of South county smell like McDonald’s

[brewster @brewsternova]

Nobody bools anymore. In high school everyone was booling

[jeff benzos @awwkrap]

honking my horn like we just won the World Series bc dick Cheney is dead!!!!!!!!!!

[jeff benzos @awwkrap]

can I bring my switch to my cousins baptism

[jeff benzos @awwkrap]

WHY DO IT RUN LIKE THAY HAHAHAHA

[Pat Heery @pheery12]

@ShamsCharania No Epstein arrests from Kash Patel but at least he got Terry Rozier 😤😤

[jeff benzos @awwkrap]

honestly idc if you gonna let spots betting be legal then ppl gonna do fraud like grow up feds!!!!

[jeff benzos @awwkrap]

trying to give my dad an eating disorder

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Mitch McConnell falls while being asked about ICE.

[Pablo Manríquez @PabloReports]

SOUTHSIDE CHICAGO — Windy City residents run off immigration agents to save a man mid-abduction at 63rd and Kostner Ave.