Aaron

catch me if i fall

[Aaron @axbenedict]

“Y’all will have fun in Dallas theres so much to do!”
The ‘so much to do’:

[Aaron @axbenedict]

I feel like I should get a raise for this, idk

[Aaron @axbenedict]

Oh, you won’t let me pass you because you don’t know how to turn on cruise control? Cool man, check this out

[Drew P. Johnson @DrewPFux]

“Yeah there’s beer in the fridge man, just help yourself”

[Aaron @axbenedict]

if you thought crossfit people were annoying, just wait until you meet a guy who only has one more silver dollar

[Aaron @axbenedict]

A redditor becomes a teacher, and instead of handing out graded papers, there’s a projection on the smartboard that says “Quiz 1 Results Tier List”

[Victory Lane Vibes @VLVibesPodcast]

Y’all do NOT understand the hold @DaleJr had on the culture in the mid 2000’s

[Zach Hazard 🪨 @zach_hazard]

You’d think if you had body cam footage of someone murdering a US service member in their own home it’d be an open and shut case, but I guess fucking not.

[Aaron @axbenedict]

$5 got you 20 nuggets back in high school, now it only gets you 10. It’s a good thing we’re getting paid more to cover the inflation..… right??

[🤠Weimar Treasury Salesman🤠 @BankerWeimar]

This was a dollar in 2018:

[ThatOneGuy @displacedkraut]

It's psychologically damaging being fully cognizant that the price of everything has gone up by at least 100% in the last half decade, yet every figurehead in government is just pretending that that's simply untrue, and half the Western world didn't just slide into pseudo-poverty

[Aaron @axbenedict]

I’m leaving road rage behind in 2023. If you cut me off in traffic, I’m quietly wishing a famine upon your crops and moving on

[Aaron @axbenedict]

It’s annoying that every website you go to asks you to accept their cookies, can’t imagine how Santa feels

[Aaron @axbenedict]

Everyone is more aware of inflation nowadays, but between 2003 & 2011 the value of Grey plummeted and no one batted an eye…

[Brizz-Chan (Mr drive) @billybrizzle420]

Beef Jerky is suppose to be a food for poor people it was never meant to be 14 dollars a bag

[Aaron @axbenedict]

Everyday I’m reminded how lucky I am that I don’t live in Odessa

[angel 🐈🏳️‍⚧️🍂🇵🇷 RANMA S2 ERA @Plastik_Child]

Pls tell me no one did this yet

[Aaron @axbenedict]

As much as I don’t care for this dude’s content, you have to be braindead to see a swat team walking through his house and type “I WAS HERE” in chat..

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

IShowspeed just got swatted in his new home he purchased a week ago

[Ryan Blaney @Blaney]

Thank you!!!