Akshath

Always on the lookout for icecream

[Akshath @axe_hat]

All of life should be just Sports & Jokes :)

[⚡ @Visharad_KW22]

that bat twirl

[Shilpak. @ugach_kahitarii]

Mandatory pre-FIFA World Cup posting 😂

[Gus @ballstothis]

A beer from all 48 countries playing at the 2026 World Cup in Canada, Mexico and the USA. Here we go!

[Dean W. Ball @deanwball]

bad news, friends. it's neither purely a marathon nor purely a sprint. it's a marathon that you have to sprint through the entire way.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

2016: I use technology every day, and I love it.

2026: I want a job as a park ranger who only needs a flip phone.

[• @WordsCocoon]

may 31, sunday...

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

Brian Cox has moved his 80th birthday party to accommodate Arsenal's #UCL final against PSG.

The Succession star sat down with @AdamCrafton_ to discuss his admiration for Mikel Arteta, Arsenal & his love of the beautiful game.

Watch the full interview next week on The Athletic.

[kickoff @Trollkickoff]

🚨 Carlo Ancelotti on why Paolo Maldini could never be compared to most modern defenders:

“Today, many defenders think passion means diving into tackles, shouting, and playing with constant aggression. Paolo showed that true greatness comes from control.”

“I remember one Serie A match where a striker spent the entire first half trying to provoke him pushing, talking, looking for reactions. Maldini never responded once.”

“At halftime, I asked Paolo if the striker was annoying him. He looked at me and said: ‘If he is talking this much, it means he already lost focus on the football.’”

“In the second half, Maldini completely dominated him without making the game dirty. That was his mentality. He defeated opponents mentally before he defeated them physically.”

“That is why he was special. He defended with elegance, intelligence, and authority not chaos.”

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

McNulty: I will be the drunkest man who ever lived

Bunk: No. I will

Kima: I am breaking into male-dominated fields such as policing, being drunk, & cheating on your woman 24/7

Herc: [oafish grunting]

Lester: I Am Become The Wire.

[critter @BecomingCritter]

how it started how it's going

[claire rogers @kclairerogers]

Life is good

[Akshath @axe_hat]

@BunbitaOhoho Congrats!

[Joy Bhattacharjya @joybhattacharj]

Ishan Kishan is a terrific cricketer who has just essayed an amazing international comeback.
He has also made almost a 100 crores just from IPL fees, not counting international duty and endorsements. This cheque is not a 100th of what he has already made and he's not the greedy sort.
So one can only assume this was literally a payout for a photo-op with him to ensure that the others in the picture got into the papers and all over social media.
Obviously, why spend one crore of government money on creating facilities or training centres or bankrolling poor athletes when you can instead use it to create a photo op by paying the one of the few athletes from your state who really does not need the money!
And that's why sport in India is where it is.

[Venkat Ananth @venkatananth]

What a wild investigation in the @IndianExpress.

Excellent reporting by @mihirsv on how bureaucrats have been dipping into the National Sports Development Fund to build or upgrade their own world-class sports infrastructure in residential complexes. https://t.co/hAo85JwugP

[Akshath @axe_hat]

Ayyo please leave ice cream atleast no

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

When Nic Cage shut down the interviewer

“We need to get you into the MCU.”

“I don’t need to be in MCU.”

“I am Nic Cage.”

[cecidrai @cecidrais]

The cool thing about sports is that there’s always next year. The awful thing about sports is that that there’s always next year

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

When I'm at a movie theater on a weekday: Who the hell are these people going to the movies on a weekday