Axon Alex

Trying not to ruin the internet with ads. Strategy head @22FeetTribal. Formerly very fat. Previously fat. Currently very fat.

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I turned on my air purifier and it showed a reading of 175. I switched it off and choke slammed it on a steel plate for its anti development agenda #Mumbai

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@BBCSport there’s a blue dot that appears over your app..

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Remember the time when wisdom only came from the wise?

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Curb your enthusiasm

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We have no affiliation with this absolutely disgraceful advertisement published by @makemytrip. Our country comes first before any business and we do not serving our property to Pakistan citizens

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@SonyLIV fix your champions league feed on the desktop. DONT DENY ME THE PAIN OF BEING A UNITED FAN

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There’s so much preach but so little practice.

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.x..

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@JioCinema You bought the streaming rights or the rights to score updates on twitter?

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for those of you who were too young to experience dial up internet, I highly recommend you watch the fifa world cup on #Jiocinemas

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liverpool fans should be worried #JioCinema

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@elonmusk People always gather in large numbers at a funeral.

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@McLarenF1 Maybe I’m too old to understand the joke behind this poster. It is a joke isn’t it?

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heres a sketch idea. Its the final of one of the biggest football competitions of the year. But the commentator has lost his voice and theres no backup. Oh no wait. thats this years #ChampionsLeagueFinal

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@SonyLIV can you switch over to video instead of gif for the champions league broadcast?

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https://t.co/vwFespcUQ8 For all those who wonder why you dont understand the hype behind what seems like a stupid idea, heres a fantastic video essay that crystalizes the answer you didnt know.

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Is your network so slow that after hours of refreshing for anything to load you question if it’s the network or it’s you? #VodafoneIdea

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WhatsApp is down. Lemon prices will tumble as millions of miracle cure recipes are stuck in limbo

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Did Sony liv just play an ad during the live feed of a tense game??

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https://t.co/Zd2uWyB3ar remember when popups was the worst thing about the Internet? I’m kinda missing them now after the state of ux today

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heres a TLDR for those wondering what this whole saga is about #CristianoRonaldo #ManchesterUnited #HesComingHome