ariella

I only use Twitter for the memes

[jake @wormpuller]

Idgaf if you’re a student driver I got Instagram reels to watch so stay out of my way

[T!🎀 @jesu__tofunmii]

how it feels to say "okay" instead of arguing

[bonnie @fwrosting]

dating me is like eating a cookie then realizing it was an edible two hours later

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Nigga just honked at me in a drive thru relax #fatfuck

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

This economy is so fckd you'll be sitting here thinking you're bad with money and all you did was buy food

[daisy @ihatedai]

No cookouts on Memorial Day cus the men busy bedazzling their matching sets

[kat @yslnadi]

life is hard but at least I don't have a baby with my ex

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

When the job keeps testing you but you need the money

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

that terrible moment when you realize you're sick of all the songs on all your playlists

[daz @MetamateDaz]

“listen to your body”

my body: quit your job. disappear from society. start a revolution. abandon everything and become one with the trees

[madi @luckygirldotcom]

i love my tiktok repost man i go through them like i’m not the one who reposted them

[Mads @europemaxxed]

when you've calculated the amount of sleep you're gonna get but you can't fall asleep so it's getting lower

[autist @litteralyme0]

I've tasted being employed and I've tasted being unemployed

I recommend not being born

[K @iiamkrshn]

“2026 is going to be my year.”

Me on April 1st:

[nat 𖣂 @drugssextears]

i might get blocked but i've never stayed blocked

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

The weather is so inconsistent it’s giving niggas

[johnny🪿 @kudosdunce]

everyone quit your job and meet me in the park

[cesar @trashpopsong]

goodbye seasonal depression, HELLO body dysmorphia season