Alejandro

Godpawpa. Uncle. Consoler-in-Chief. America’s Future Sweetheart. Spicy Pisces. || For my next role, you’ll have to wait x see. \\

[Alejandro @axsquared]

😭😭😭😭😭😭
#WakandaForever

[Alejandro @axsquared]

@oscar__fabian

[Alejandro @axsquared]

“…when I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed.” 🤫🪩🎸 https://t.co/H97ieewipe

[Alejandro @axsquared]

New city connect jerseys!!!

[Houston Chronicle @HoustonChron]

Astros will wear Space City uniforms for final time Monday, new City Connect jerseys coming in 2025 https://t.co/6xdqXgyCPr

[Alejandro @axsquared]

lolz. He’s big mad. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Alejandro @axsquared]

Haven’t stopped thinking of @Chilis mozzarella sticks since I saw them on TikTok.

[Alejandro @axsquared]

4 years. #WakandaForever

[Alejandro @axsquared]

😭😭😭😭😭😭
#WakandaForever

[Alejandro @axsquared]

“Salt air….” 🌬️🚪🍂

[Alejandro @axsquared]

I remember being at brunch like this and then seeing the breaking news. 😬😭

[Wolf Blitzer @wolfblitzer]

Enjoying a Wolf Spritzer at El Presidente restaurant here in DC.

[Alejandro @axsquared]

Ok seriously…where tf is Olivia Pope to clean this up???

[Alejandro @axsquared]

Someone get Olivia Pope on the line.

[Alejandro @axsquared]

@iilanihs

[Alejandro @axsquared]

💭💭💭

[Chandler Rome @Chandler_Rome]

If you are at Minute Maid Park and want this, DM me and I’ll arrange a place to give it to you.

[Alejandro @axsquared]

Shoutout to them for working through the mess that was left behind.

[CenterPoint Energy @CenterPoint]

Day crews were off early this morning relieving those who worked through the night. Mutual assistance resources, including lineworkers and vegetation management crews, staged throughout our electric service area are responding to damages caused by #HurricaneBeryl.

[Alejandro @axsquared]

Alright, tired of hurricane season so taking submissions on where to move. kthnxbai.

[Eric Berger @SpaceCityWX]

Some thoughts tonight on the potential for Beryl to rapidly intensify on Sunday, and the helpful trend of the storm speeding up.

https://t.co/NVD0EArGvv

[Alejandro @axsquared]

An edible would hit right now….with an UberEats delivery of a surf n turf burrito, carne asada fries, and a large Coke Zero.

[Alejandro @axsquared]

Love this for us

[Pat Cavlin @pcavlin]

The entire city of Houston is now under a Tropical Storm Warning

@KHOU #khou11 #Beryl #tropics #Houston #HTX #Texas

[Houston Astros @astros]

The battle for The Silver Boot is back!

RT for a chance to win an MVP experience on Saturday 7/13 during this season's Silver Boot Series, thanks to the @Texaslottery! #LUCKHAPPENS

[Alejandro @axsquared]

💀💀💀

[Alejandro @axsquared]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Michael Schwab @michaelschwab13]

GO TO SLEEP GRIMACE

[Alejandro @axsquared]

Let’s gooooooooooooo.
On the upswing.

[Mark Berman @MarkBerman_]

Manager Joe Espada has navigated around a boatload of injuries to the pitching staff, worked around not having Kyle Tucker for nearly a month while leading the Astros to the best record in Baseball in June, over .500 for the first time this season, 3.5 games back of Seattle.