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Father, 50s, 25+ years as a Software Engineer, Far-Centrist. Aviation enthusiast.

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@maggiewestrum My AI-generated mashup spinoff is going to feature Dr. Crusher much more prominently

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@WMcluskey I mean, as long as I get a couple years of some robot doing my dishes before we're wiped out I think it's a fair trade

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@hollywoodscifi "Scotty, energize, then leave him in the pattern buffer!"

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@RSE_VB Medium rare is the only correct answer.

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@BallerToy1327

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@LeahRebeccaUK @Support Also less money for starships if you sign up! 🙂

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@maggiewestrum Are you sure?

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@maggiewestrum metalbanger

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@LeahRebeccaUK

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@maggiewestrum For context, what color was the bathrobe?

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@maggiewestrum I had all his tapes as a kid.

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@christen_rexing control+shift+T will restore your tabs :)

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@JustElliot2 @maggiewestrum Communion shots!

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@TomcatJunkie The one and only legitimate voice of Optimus Prime. This is worse than I felt watching Transformers The Movie.

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@TomcatJunkie Any Soviet jet

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@Nobbie_OCs Seriously?? noooooo

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@Daniel15305815 Needs glove vanes.

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