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[alyssa lodi @aye_lodi]

@eberleferrell @Brock_Ferrell Wally also has a nice ring to it

[alyssa lodi @aye_lodi]

@eberleferrell @Brock_Ferrell Tilly has a willy

[alyssa lodi @aye_lodi]

@michhendershot hahahah that’s exactly what Erich said!!

[Homa Bash @HomaBashNews]

UPDATE: Cleveland Metropolitan School District has 22 meal pick-up sites across the city starting on Tuesday so students can get 2 meals a day during 3-week planned closure due to coronavirus. CMSD is a 100% free lunch district.

[Trent @BarstoolTrent]

The girls couldn’t even pretend to be excited about going to Cleveland. Ouch. #TheBachelor

[alyssa lodi @aye_lodi]

@_CALLIfornia I have to be a hype man for a whole week after it’s hard work

[alyssa lodi @aye_lodi]

everyone always says how hard it is to be a cleveland browns fan but it’s way harder to be the girlfriend of said browns fan

[alyssa lodi @aye_lodi]

@Erich_Schmitt13 the final score

[alyssa lodi @aye_lodi]

@Erich_Schmitt13

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

If you want to reduce abortion rates:

-Make birth control accessible and inexpensive
-Fund Sex Education programs in primary schools
-Subsidize day care
-Give tax breaks to single mothers
-Subsidize prenatal care

If you want to punish women for existing:

-Be Ohio And Georgia

[Cleveland Metroparks Zoo @clemetzoo]

FIRST LOOK: Watch Cleveland Metroparks Zoo’s new male #giraffe calf join the rest of the Masai giraffe herd at the Zoo’s Ben Gogolick Giraffe Encounter for the first time! https://t.co/ISVXBmVfM1 🦒 #FutureForWildlife

[alyssa lodi @aye_lodi]

*13 year old self screams internally*

[Nick Jonas @nickjonas]

#HappinessBeginsTour
https://t.co/r4g3S8ICWG

[alyssa lodi @aye_lodi]

@AlanaGubala @qtaylorl @Erich_Schmitt13 I really liked the frozen aloe vera Erich starts crying every time I turn it on so i can’t get the full effect

[alyssa lodi @aye_lodi]

@qtaylorl @AlanaGubala @Erich_Schmitt13 erich is rocking back and forth in a corner - he’s permanently broken with each new food brought into this conversation

[Jose Govea @josegovea_]

Nelly and Tim McGraw walked so lil nas X and billy Ray Cyrus could run 🤠🐴

[alyssa lodi @aye_lodi]

@qtaylorl remember when she wouldn’t serve me 😂