Bailee Fink

Are you silly? I'm still gonna send it.

[i c r e a t u r e @IAmYardDad]

I am “use seat warmers for lower back pain” years old

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

I hope as a nation can can all come together left and right, to all apprecate how funny this is https://t.co/3OzVEAIsCF

[𝙱𝚁𝙸 𝚃𝚄𝙲𝙺 @briannatucker23]

I either need to learn how to save money or how to make more of it. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Bailee Fink @ayebaibai13]

“Ah, she’s gentle… looks like.”- Ron Fink while sorting cows

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

Girls 👏 don’t 👏 want 👏 roses 👏 for 👏 Valentine’s 👏 Day 👏 they 👏 want 👏 Turnpike 👏 Troubadours 👏 tickets

[k lee @KaylayShorter]

I have this terrible habit of asking someone their name then blacking out when they say it

[Muscadine Bloodline @MuscadineBLine]

The CDC recommends to make someone your porch swing angel

[L A N E @lane_dorr]

Welcome back Turnpike. I have but a small crumb of advice this go round…

[Reagan Rainey @reagandwalker]

My toxic trait is not wanting to have to work for a living while simultaneously becoming depressed when I don’t have enough to do

[toxic king @toxicking]

“yOu lOok MeAn” well don’t look at me

[ACCOUNT IS HACKED PLZ REPORT @aly__dixon]

doctor at my check up asked me if i had “any feelings of depression or anxiety” and i said “don’t we all” and she said “no” lol

[Bailee Fink @ayebaibai13]

@CamJ2013 So cringey🥲

[Bailee Fink @ayebaibai13]

I die a little bit when Hayes and I go out and he says
“We might go to a house party…..and we’ll probably be the oldest ones theres”
As I put on my glasses to see to drive at night🥲

[𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 🍄 @anactualwalnut]

I think it’s discriminatory that places will serve breakfast all day but won’t start serving “lunch” foods at breakfast time. Not everyone wants eggs and bread with syrup when they wake up. Give me a burger at 9am I don’t give a fuck

[Reagan Rainey @reagandwalker]

Raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by your own poor spending habits

[Bailee Fink @ayebaibai13]

If running late counted as my cardio, it’d be over for you bitches.

[Kara Zupkus @kara_kirsten]

When you call 911 over someone throwing a drink at you but not to report your missing toddler

[𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 🍄 @anactualwalnut]

Does anyone else think they’re disgustingly gross while also thinking they’re hot as fuck but also thinking they need to lose 10+ lbs while also thinking they need to gain 10+ lbs of mass while also thinking they’re too big while also thinking they’re not big enough

[Bailee Fink @ayebaibai13]

Pretty sure I was just weaned off the ventilator and woke up from my coma #buckinghorse