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21. Future nurse. I’ve got a cute cat.

[bethany @ayebethy]

"life's a beach, then you drive" -lightning mcqueen

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

[bethany @ayebethy]

best step mom ever i swear

[Maddie Hisaw @MaddieHisaw]

It makes my heart so happy when my girl @ayebethy calls me. I love #momlife, but #stepmomlife is pretty badass too. ☺️

[Jen Hendrix @jen_hendrixx]

I just want to sleep. But the things. They require doing.

[bethany @ayebethy]

@Halljmike No way

[bethany @ayebethy]

just woke up to feed my cat and heard the news that @BetoORourke is officially running for president. i’m a happy girl.

[bethany @ayebethy]

@KikisHopeWorld it’s been denied don’t worry!

[bethany @ayebethy]

doing my biology homework and i actually don’t have to look up most of the answers on quizlet?? is this learning??

[bethany @ayebethy]

@Halljmike It was kind of amazing

[bethany @ayebethy]

So my college brought President Obama’s head speech writer, Cody Keenan, to come and speak and wow. It was such an amazing experience. Super inspiring and I even got a picture!

[Rich Brian @richbrian]

dont send me nudes send me a video of you hearing some bad news & then handling it well cuz thats hot as fuck

[Dominic DeAngelis @dommdeangelis]

I’m so horny for love it’s crazy

[bethany @ayebethy]

@naomiharney @taylorbgibson_ can you stop attacking me like this? 😩 and mine was from the Aeropostale clearance section girl I didn’t have the money for Abercrombie

[bethany @ayebethy]

I’m finally watching season 6 of Orange is the New Black and wow I hate myself for putting this off for so long on. Cannot stop watching 😩

[bethany @ayebethy]

I’d like to thank @jen_hendrixx for ruining and bettering my life by making me watch You

[bethany @ayebethy]

depression does weird things to you. i haven’t watched tv in a very long time. instead i’ve slept and been sad. i’ve lost all hobbies and interests. but i’m taking this break to get back into things. i’m finally watching snl for the first time this season and i’m so excited.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Fuck your wall. Split that 5 billion between at-risk children who don’t have lunches and vets who can’t get proper medical and psychological treatment. Fuck your vanity project. Do something good for once.

[bethany @ayebethy]

y’all see this too right??

[bethany @ayebethy]

apparently i got a 100 on my government final?? that i studied my ass off for?? did my prof make a typo?? am i dreaming?? why did i stop being a political science major?? idk man, i’m gonna take a nap there’s no way this is real.

[bethany @ayebethy]

@YTexas2 THANK YOU

[bethany @ayebethy]

@Halljmike an update: I just got my grade for this essay and I got a 100 😭

[bethany @ayebethy]

i just turned in an essay 8 hours before it was due who am i