Darby Thomas

i eat way too much chickfila

[Jim Geraghty @jimgeraghty]

"But a goal will not count if a player is offsides."

"When is a player offsides?"

"Whenever anything exciting happens."

[Darby Thomas @ayedarbae]

@SingaporeAir please hold SQ22 tonight!! 7+ passengers arriving in from BKK have a very tight turnaround!!

[Connor Griffin @RealCGriff]

“For all the young people out there, those dreams are formed now. Go chase them and go get them, because our country loves sports and it brings us together unlike anything else. And if you didn’t know that…you saw it in Team USA Hockey”

What a signoff from Tirico just now🇺🇸

[Oliur @UltraLinx]

Can you read 900 words per minute? Try it.

[Darby Thomas @ayedarbae]

@PeytonTowry I swear the stadium shook that night!!

[sam ꕤ @berstcns]

the transition…i’m sobbing on the floor

[halfbakedkween @halfbakedkween]

So this judge who didn’t have one tear for Robert has tears for Whitney’s dance? Get outta here. Can’t stand her ass #DWTS

[aisha 💫 @evanslarsons]

MAKE KYM JOHNSON A PERMANENT JUDGE!!!! #DWTS

[Darby Thomas @ayedarbae]

@Verizon @VerizonSupport THANK YOU! Finally back with service after 8 hours 🫠😂

[Darby Thomas @ayedarbae]

@Verizon so are you gonna fix your outage? Been on SOS since 1:34pm EST!

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

If Patrick Mahomes had Allstate instead of State Farm, maybe he'd be protected from mayhem like this

[Case @Cactuscali1991]

America, first day into 2025:

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

HOW LONG AGO??..

[Chanluh 🪐 @chxnluh]

Wait this is sick

[sincerely, ivy marie. 💫 🔜 D23 @sincerelyivy]

ITS THE FIRST DAY OF FALL. 🍂

[joe bro @jbromovies]

Rest in peace, James Earl Jones. One of the most powerful, evocative, emotional voices in cinema history. This is the first scene that came to mind, it’s one of my favorites of all time.

[Marlow Stern @MarlowNYC]

as kids we were taught that taking anything from the mini bar would bring financial ruin upon our family

[NBC Sports @NBCSports]

ELECTRIC. ⚡️

New Zealand women’s rugby sevens performed the Haka after winning gold. #ParisOlympics

[MLB Network @MLBNetwork]

One month of regular season baseball! ✅📊

[Darby Thomas @ayedarbae]

@ATLairport we were overcharged and additional $48 at the ATL West Deck after pre-paying $53. Is there any way to look in to this to see if our prepaid was ever accepted?