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[Sydney Maher @SydneyMaher21]

At what age do you get when you stop sleeping in all those HS sports tshirts and actually buy cute set pajamas. Asking for a friend

[Kim @kmbcrly]

I miss 2010 when the only pandemic we had was Bieber Fever

[LJ @LammarJ_]

I need my professors to let this semester go because no.

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

plz work

[𝚃𝙾𝙽𝚈✞ @chuntichino__]

Thanksgiving: “we gotta wait til everyone gets here to eat”

Me: https://t.co/T0eTFy5ydK

[SassyWineQueen @SassyWineQueen]

I googled my symptoms turns out I’m a bitch

[Ken @asghaff]

mom: you have 14 apples, and then you eat 2, how many you have left?
me: 6
mom: YOU HAVE 14 APPLES AND THEN YOU EAT 2, HOW MANY APPLES ARE LEFT???
me:

[kelly @kelllicopter]

terrible men don’t change they just stop talking to people who know that they suck

[🥷🏽.Carraway @damnITdamee]

have you ever noticed that ppl would rather stop speaking to u instead of apologizing when they’re in the wrong? Wack as fuck

[Madi @madihunter_]

This man and Morgan Wallen are saving country music....dont @ me