AMeyer

[ellie middleton 🌻 @elliemidds]

i hate winter it is so overstimulating you’re telling me that i am supposed to just be okay when i am claustrophobic in my coat and my tote bag won’t stay on my shoulder because of my puffer jacket and my bra strap is falling down my arm underneath and my glasses are steaming up

[Bogi✨🫶🏻 @notlikethisB]

her best piano performance after Maroon i have to watch this for my mental health everyday

[AMeyer @Ayelenmeyer]

@Alitalia I have a flight from Belgrade to Rome and to Buenos Aires, Operated by Alitalia. I'm wondering how can I do an upgrade. Thank you

[AMeyer @Ayelenmeyer]

@Forever21Help i have a problem with my package. I've been calling for the past 2 days. Can i talk with an actual person that can help me?

[AMeyer @Ayelenmeyer]

@USPSHelp Hello. I have a package that says it has been shipped to another address. Can you help me with that?

[AMeyer @Ayelenmeyer]

@FedExHelp hello, my package says rerouted to revised delivery address. What this means?

[♛ RICARDO FORT ♛ @ricarfort]

DEJEN DE MENTIR!!!! ESTOY INDIGNADO!!!!! QUE FARSA POR DIOS!!!!!!!!!

[AMeyer @Ayelenmeyer]

@arena_facu mentira. Agarras el celular

[AMeyer @Ayelenmeyer]

@estoyazulada @ISatChannel @estebanlamothe @RyanGosling SI

[MisterNO @MisterNo_]

Alemanes cagones y pecho fríos que no vienen a jugar la copa América.

[El Tito @HelloTitoo]

El volúmen del caño de escape es directamente proporcional a los días que faltaste a la primaria.

[MisterNO @MisterNo_]

Tenes que volver a la rutina del lunes y vos...

[Chota @RoscaSinFreddi]

No aclares que oscurece me parece un excelente cartel para colgar en todas las peluquerías.

[Sarah Hyland @Sarah_Hyland]

I was going to fall asleep but then Pride & Prejudice started on TV. Two words. Mr. Darcy.

[Melo @Mello_m]

No debería empezar el Mundial hasta que no se solucione la situación de Tyrion Lannister.

[Mafaldita @NadieMeLee]

Que las ganas te saquen el miedo, y no a la inversa.

[laura @magiamorena]

La mentira no tiene dueño, tiene esclavos.

[escribidor @pabferrari]

La noche enciende lo que vivimos ocultando del día.

[escribidor @pabferrari]

Madurar es hacerlo aunque no te guste porque te van a gustar menos las consecuencias de no haberlo hecho.