Pope Mingball III

insightful as always, Brendan Hughes

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

the easiest “us” i’ve ever sent

[sgb @sadgirlyboss]

“happy to hop on a call” i would actually rather join a 14th century monastery

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i'd say i am pretty chill as long as i don't get irritated in any form whatsoever

[paige @BonerWizard]

I wish they hadn’t made the car fly at the end of Grease

[JENIFA @fwjenifa]

laying on a skinny dude chest like laying on da porch

[cj- @cjnieI]

One thing about butterflies they do not fly in your house that’s a bug with class

[garshmo @garshmo]

Matthew McConaughey in kindergarten trying to spell his own name

[malena @malenairl]

la grasa en el pelo te susurra cosas

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🌋🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @hum_dunkin]

Imagine feeding a brontosaurus from a huge bag of crisps, it withdraws its head from the bag and really slowly arcs and extends its 20ft long neck up into the sky, you hear a gentle crunch from so far above you for a minute or so and then its head slowly starts descending again

[zade @tyl0saur]

everybody can diss lizzo but i was blasting juice in 2019 idgaf

[chase @_chase_____]

if i saw shrek in real life i would probably scream :( and he would be like ur no different than the others

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Menswear expert here. 👋 Let me tell you why you shouldn't wear an armband like that. 🧵

[Doak @doaknet]

My performances

[DJ BBQ @stepheniscowboy]

they're gonna have to do this with Ben Affleck and Matt Damon one day

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

incredibly funny thing to say while promoting your fourth comedy film with Ben Stiller.

[Hit Factory @HitFactoryPod]

tremendous.

[Yikes is my catchphrase @big_yyikes]

On a date and the guy asked me a question, which is huge. You don’t always see that

[Skoog @Skoog]

it’s rare to see an all-timer happen in real time but this is one of those