sugary nightmare

what excellent boiled potatoes

[sugary nightmare @ayexharmony]

I’m such a sucker for the dance at weddings where you dance with your spouse and the start filtering out all the couples until the couple married the longest is the last one dancing

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Ok I was very high last night

[sugary nightmare @ayexharmony]

I have this recurring dream that I’ve graduated high school and college but I have to go back and repeat 4th grade as the adult I am now or they take away the degree

[sugary nightmare @ayexharmony]

@CHlCKENSTRlP Dude same I remember being like 10 and having a crush on him in You, me, and Dupree. His lil cowboy fit worked for me too

[sugary nightmare @ayexharmony]

Anastasia and Dimitri’s relationship had a huge impact on how I flirt. Aka being mean to each other until you both fall in love

[sugary nightmare @ayexharmony]

Why does tiktok insist on trying this corny ass shit every few months

[Crable News Network @crable_news]

And when we needed them most…they vanished

[sugary nightmare @ayexharmony]

I’m really going through it rn

[sugary nightmare @ayexharmony]

A romantic dream about someone is infinitely more psychologically damaging than the sex dream

[Fossilized Tree Resin @Jamberee13]

Don’t call me honey or baby but you are welcome to call me terror of the forest, crow witch of lore, or unknowable forest spirit, imbued with the dread magic of the deep wood

[GL @gldivittorio]

The feminine urge to do the rattlesnake venom nail polish thing from Holes on the off chance a situation arises in your pretty mundane life where you need to very dramatically combo slap/scratch someone

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

dream jobs:

• soup reviewer
• seer who prophesies your doom
• old lady who solves crimes in a little english village
• old lady who COMMITS crimes in a little english village

[Fossilized Tree Resin @Jamberee13]

The feminine urge to deliver dire omens by crow

[sugary nightmare @ayexharmony]

I’m honestly a little disappointed that my 100 year old apartment appears to not be haunted

[Does Noodle Have Bones @NoodlesBonesDay]

No bones today. Let your boss know.

[Fossilized Tree Resin @Jamberee13]

👀 You wanna make each other crowns of forest foliage and then disappear into a whispering mist, leaving behind only murder of shrieking crows and a glowing bronze locket?

[julia reinstein 🚡 @juliareinstein]

oh wow would you look at that forecast