Oier Ajenjo

[Brian Ross @brewmeone]

Australians watching their team go down 0-2 to Team USA…

[Unión Fraternal Hispánica @HispaniaeInsurr]

- El Papa más conciliador con el Islam.
- El Papa cuyo hermano fue amenazado después de que criticara a Donald Trump.
- El Papa que se opone a la Inteligencia Artificial guiada por Israel.

A ese Papa ha amenazado el Estado Islámico.

[Oier Ajenjo @ayinyo10]

Es un nuevo reto del FIFA jugar sin delanteros

[nerea 🏴‍☠️ @jojorium]

la sanción q aparentemente la fifa considera adecuada para un pseudoestado genocida:

[Oier Ajenjo @ayinyo10]

Que no lo ha pitado #MallorcaAthletic

[Ounka @OunkaOnX]

Zionists are now hosting real estate expos in America to sell stolen Palestinian land.

Every sale helps fund the next round of displacement of Palestinians from their houses

[NOTICIAS WARIONTZAL @wariontzal_]

t amo alecapo

[Oier Ajenjo @ayinyo10]

Era complicado, pero Guruzeta es incluso peor viéndolo en persona

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

The company hired me to lead their "Agile Transformation."
I don't know what Agile means.
Nobody does.
That's why it works.

I make $425,000 a year.
To move sticky notes.
From left to right.
On a board.
The board is digital now.
The sticky notes cost $80,000 in Jira licenses.
Progress.

Day one, I said "we need to break down silos."
Everyone nodded.
Silos are bad.
I don't know why.
But destroying them is a career.
My career.

I introduced "squads."
Squads are teams.
But disrupted.
We disrupted the teams into teams.
Different names.
Same people.
Same problems.
But Agile problems now.
Agile problems are strategic.

A senior engineer asked what we're actually changing.
I said, "The mindset."
He asked what that means.
I said, "It's a journey."
He asked where we're going.
I said, "Toward agility."
He asked what agility means.
I pointed at the sticky notes.
They were moving left to right.
That's velocity.
We have velocity now.

The VP of Engineering said two-week sprints don't fit their work.
I said, "That's waterfall thinking."
Waterfall is bad.
Like silos.
I don't know what waterfall is.
But I know it's bad.
She stopped talking.
Waterfall accusations end conversations.

We had a retrospective.
In the retro, we discussed what went wrong.
Everything went wrong.
We put it on sticky notes.
Then we moved the sticky notes.
Into a column called "Parking Lot."
The Parking Lot is where problems go to die.
It's full.
We don't look at it.
That's agile.

Velocity is up 40%.
I defined velocity.
I also defined the points.
I also defined the stories.
We're crushing it.
At the things I made up.
To measure.
Ourselves.

The CEO asked for ROI.
I showed a chart.
The chart went up.
Charts should go up.
This one did.
I didn't label the Y-axis.
Nobody asked.
Leadership is confidence.

We do standups now.
Every day.
We stand.
For 45 minutes.
Standing is agile.
Sitting is waterfall.
My legs hurt.
But we're transforming.

The transformation is now "Phase 3."
Phase 1 was assessment.
Phase 2 was implementation.
Phase 3 is "continuous improvement."
Continuous means forever.
Forever means job security.
I'm very secure.

My contract was extended.
Three more years.
For "cultural impact."
The culture is confused.
But impacted.

Agile transformation isn't about being agile.
It's about transforming.
Continuously.
Toward more transformation.
The destination is the journey.
The journey is billable.

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Rockstar co-founder Dan Houser compares AI to 'mad cow disease' and says execs pushing it aren't very creative people

"AI is gonna eventually eat itself ... as far as I understand it —which is really superficial — the models scour the internet for information, but the internet's going to get more and more full of information made by the models. So it's sort of like when we fed cows with cows and got mad cow disease"

"Some of these people trying to define the future of humanity, creativity, or whatever it is using AI, are not the most humane or creative people. So they're sort of saying, 'We're better at being human than you are.' It's obviously not true"

(via @VirginRadioUK)

[Oier Ajenjo @ayinyo10]

Busco 2 entradas para el Slavia Praga - Athletic, tengo el viaje pero no entrada🥲

[Oier Ajenjo @ayinyo10]

Desde cuando el Reale Arena es el Camp Nou con todo guiris?

[Ibai @IbaiLlanos]

KOI vs T1.

EL PARTIDO DE NUESTRAS VIDAS.

RT Y ENTRAD. FORMAD PARTE DE ESTO.
https://t.co/cL2WMcjsI6

[Aitorzero0 @AitorZero0]

Si vosotros usáis IA para robar a los artistas nosotros podemos ver el fútbol pirata panda de hijos de puta

[Oier Ajenjo @ayinyo10]

@AthleticClub Busco 2 entradas

[Oier Ajenjo @ayinyo10]

Si a alguien le sobran dos entradas para el Slavia Praga - Athletic, estoy interesado.

[Ibai @IbaiLlanos]

MOVISTAR KOI vs FNATIC

TODO O NADA EN EL MUNDIAL.

AL MEJOR DE 3.

PUERTA GRANDE O ENFERMERÍA.
https://t.co/cL2WMck0xE

[Oier Ajenjo @ayinyo10]

El matchmaking de SoloQ como support en low elo es infumable. No me toca un equipo funcional en la vida

[Oier Ajenjo @ayinyo10]

Pinta muy bien esto #Worlds2025

[Oier Ajenjo @ayinyo10]

En la vida un alemán me va a volver a decir que los españoles gritan mucho. Que locura, no dejan de gritar en cualquier parte