your tall friend

it's mostly just cats and chicago sports but I have other interests I swear

[your tall friend @ayjay538]

The weirdest part about being home is that my mom and sister don't want to eat SteaknShake or Taco Bell at 2 am... like wtf guys

[your tall friend @ayjay538]

@_tpro universe will always provide a random stray when you're ready

[Scott Merkin @scottmerkin]

Liam Hendriks gets the win on National Cancer Survivors Day.

[your tall friend @ayjay538]

I've been told he is Him

[your tall friend @ayjay538]

If no one else got me, I know Jake Burger got me

[your tall friend @ayjay538]

Only consolation is knowing Jerry didn't make anything from my ticket to watch his awful product

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

I was watching White Sox-Royals in a 4-4 ballgame, went downstairs to hit the Flonase, came back upstairs and now it’s 12-4, Royals. That’s White Sox baseball, baby. You gotta ride the wave.

[your tall friend @ayjay538]

@whatsuplizard Absolutely get her, black cats are so sweet

[your tall friend @ayjay538]

@wsxmatt Coming for that ROTY

[your tall friend @ayjay538]

If no one else got me, I know Jake Burger got me

[your tall friend @ayjay538]

My optimism for attending tomorrow's Sox game has changed dramatically since the 7th

[your tall friend @ayjay538]

@aliwhitesox Love Jerry teams

[your tall friend @ayjay538]

@wsxmatt Pain

[Sox On 35th @SoxOn35th]

RING THAT BELL!

(via hendriks_31 • IG)

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Seen a few videos of Nazis harassing people recently, and a bunch of people wondering why cops don’t do anything about it

[your tall friend @ayjay538]

@_tpro Mine can open doors and got into the bathroom while I was pooping, so never take round doorknobs for granted

[New York Giants @Giants]

sko𝑳

[your tall friend @ayjay538]

@DaddyDimmuTv Most egregious call of all time

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

lots to think about

[your tall friend @ayjay538]

@NFLFantasy Ekeler and co. helped carry despite losing Hurts this week

[your tall friend @ayjay538]

@TAlmeraz If booze is involved, I can't promise I won't start talking