Anísh Krishnan

Interests: Tech • Current events • Martial arts • Fitness • Music | Tweets/opinions my own. | Pronouns: He/Him/His |

[Anísh Krishnan @aykrishnan]

"omg why do you use android that's cringe" Yeah okay sorry that the greedy exploitative megacorporation I support isn't the greedy exploitative megacorporation you want me to support

[Anísh Krishnan @aykrishnan]

Professor Lupin was pretty lucky that students saw spiders and snakes in their Boggarts rather than their abusive alcoholic stepdad

[Anísh Krishnan @aykrishnan]

Trump wants to "run" Venezuela. I'm sure he will. Into the ground.

[Anísh Krishnan @aykrishnan]

@Uber Hi, I took a ride to a restaurant that no longer exists - Uber incorrectly displayed it on its map. I was wondering if I could get a refund on this ride (and possibly on the ride I had to take from the wrong location to the right one). Thanks.

[Anísh Krishnan @aykrishnan]

@maggiewestrum

[Anísh Krishnan @aykrishnan]

@Henry_callahan6 "Pronounce" lol

[Anísh Krishnan @aykrishnan]

@Henry_callahan6 @danica_rose_tx Too bad we can't say the same for you.

[Anísh Krishnan @aykrishnan]

@duolingo My streak ended due to me traveling abroad and missing the deadline by 5 minutes. Is there any way you can restore it?

[Anísh Krishnan @aykrishnan]

Follow me: https://t.co/Uz1jzdMePZ

[Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil]

TikTok is known for suppressing anti-Chinese topics and promoting pro-Chinese ones.

It's not a platform with free speech bona fides to point to.

[Anísh Krishnan @aykrishnan]

One of my favorite chess moves I've made: Bxb4 after sacrificing a knight.

Both the rook and the bishop are poisoned. Capture the rook and the knight takes the pawn for a family fork. If instead the pawn takes the bishop, the rook recaptures and picks up the queen.

[Anísh Krishnan @aykrishnan]

RIP David Lynch. Mulholland Dr. is one of my absolute favorite films.

[Anísh Krishnan @aykrishnan]

A thing I realized is that American English speakers only pronounce "going to" as "gonna" when they're using it to denote the near future. You'd never say "I'm gonna Walgreens"; you'd say "I'm going to Walgreens." You would say, however, "I'm gonna go to Walgreens."

[Lark @king_of_limb]

heh, nice argument. unfortunately, in my head I have already depicted you as the seething pathetic baby bird and myself as the smug and unflappable red angry bird

[Anísh Krishnan @aykrishnan]

My new standard for judging people in 2025 will be "Can I have a better conversation with ChatGPT"

[Anísh Krishnan @aykrishnan]

Cramming songs before Spotify Wrapped drops so that Limp Bizkit isn't in my top 5 artists

[Anísh Krishnan @aykrishnan]

BREAKING: President-elect Donald Trump nominates Moo Deng to head Department of Education.

[Anísh Krishnan @aykrishnan]

Prediction for tomorrow

[Justin Wolfers @JustinWolfers]

If we're about to fight an election on inflation, it's worth noting that a robust majority of Wall Street economists expect higher inflation under Trump than under Harris.

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

The most likely map according to Nate Silver, occurring 22% of the time