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[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

What a great series! Congrats to our back-to-back champs, @Dodgers.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“its been a long week” me on a tuesday

[John Pavlovitz Official @johnpavlovitz]

I knew a lot of men hated women, but I didn't realize how many women hated women.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congrats to the @Dodgers and MVP Freddie Freeman for winning the World Series!

[Nathaniel Rakich @baseballot]

The last time the Dodgers won the World Series, Donald Trump lost the presidency one week later.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

let me eat something before I start drinking

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

sorry for all the mean and accurate shit i said

[☔ @Whotfismick]

No one:

Me watching carpet cleaning videos at 2am:

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

what do people without sisters do? like literally what is there to do

[Rinah @magnoliasinm4y]

him answering my call no matter what

[nina @auqeno]

sometimes you just need a turkey sandwich and some chips

[m. @moseason_]

It’s April and it looks like December outside. Fry that groundhog and his family UP

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

Aprils budget is already done, see you all in May

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me & the loml in 50 years time

[𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕣 ꕤ @eternalemails]

usher brought all those people on stage and not one of them was justin bieber

[emma @t0tallyh0t]

us: we want justin bieber
usher: