Aylish

Babes never die. ✨ Music Industry Idea Slinger
Past Lives: Firebird, ADA Music, The Bowery Presents, RCA Records

[Air @ayoair]

“New Yorkers make being from New York their entire personality”

Yes. Because it is a personality. It’s a nationality. It’s a culture. And if you don’t get it, you were never meant to get it, because you’re NOT A NEW YORKER. goodnight.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

You live in NYC you fucking traitor

[Air @ayoair]

NEW YORK FUCKING CITY!!!!!!!!! MAMDANI!!!!! BAGELS!!!!! BACON EGG N CHEESE!!!! BROOKLYN!!!!! THE BRONX!!!!! HARLEM!!!!!!! QUEENS!!!!!! BIGGIE!!!! TIMBS!!!! HALAL CART. BODEGA CATS. JAYWALKING. PIZZA!!!!! FUCK ERIC ADAMS!!!! WE ARE THE GREATEST CITY IN AMERICA!!!!!!

[the great clown snorman @iamschvitzing]

the msg staff who are going to go from administering yondr pouches to phoebe bridgers fans to ushering biblically feral knicks fans out of their 1000 year drought within 48 hours of one another deserve a preventative medal of honor

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I’m like the opposite of AI. It took me over half an hour to write a simple email, and I didn’t consume a single drop of water all day.

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

we both up now

[Liz @lzreads]

Stop using ChatGPT. Consult a local grandma…text your friend gc w/ a weird name…type ur problems into Reddit dot com…go to the library…pay a psychic…the ancient sources of wisdom…

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

"let me ask chat gpt"
me:

[WorkInSocialTheySaid @WorkInSocial_]

me reading everyone’s AI linkedin think pieces

[trash jones @jzux]

my ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before

[Rachel Karten @milkkarten]

The FYP ate the follower

[aphrodite ♡︎ misandrist 🐉☀️ @mujhemaardo]

Zohran Mamdani is to me what Princess Diana was to my mom

[Aylish @aylishplease]

Okay, I know I'm fucking old. Spotify HAD this feature way back in like 2011-2012. Sunsetted it, and now it's baaaaaaack.

[our band could be your wife @grace_roso]

I’m writing the next great American email

[rachel coster @rcosterr]

We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad

[Aylish @aylishplease]

Sydney Sweeney would never.

[james @jms_tny]

girl so help me god if you don’t put your fucking records on

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

i have to lose 10 pounds and clean my room and get a new job and be more outgoing and make more friends and change my wardrobe and fix my gut issues and stop sleeping so late and get a masters and meal prep and stop being myself