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Farmer🌱🐐. From F(x) to Fx

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Never neglect risk management

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Na 5H one girl tiff that time for Primary 5, omo! She just just ball her friends for break time. Na the next day the matter cast wet her mumsy bin report her😭 she too chop cane

[إيمان🎿 @duragbot]

bro, i thief 1k for my mama purse for primary 5….one thousand naira much sotey, i gats throw the change away as i dey go house i don buy buy money no gree finish, fear catch me.😂😂

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@kliffordBC @favzz_ "Always cover foodstuff at home" more of get rid of the geckos

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@Ms_Ginikachi @OnyeUwaoma88 Bruh, me too. I had to read the chats

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@automobilpirate @AlabiCC Wow, big fishes dey there?😃

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@AlabiCC @automobilpirate How was this picture taken, is there another water body around that place cos the ones I know are at the other side of the road

[🐺 @Top_GunM]

I never knew there were this many ICAN candidates in Nigeria

See them in the comment section

Wow

ICAN is really doing a great job for Nigerian youths fr

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It's an ad

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Everybody is overlooking the investment text on top.

These girls will not die if you don't send them that 10k. They are probably richer than you. Dem dey lock money for savings, while you dey form odogwu spender. 🤣

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All these AI rubbish Wey I a dey always dump for here

[N𝕖𝕙𝕕𝕦𝕞 @onlyCFrancisco]

Back in secondary school, there were these two brothers who kept disturbing me.

One day, I got tired of it and told my dad everything.

My dad listened quietly and asked, “Do you know their names?”

I told him, and he nodded.

The next morning, he drove me to school and said, “Point them out to me.”

I saw them standing near the school gate and pointed at them.

My dad walked straight up to them.

Dad: “You two are the boys disturbing my daughter?”

Brother 1: “Sir, we’re not doing anything.”

Dad: “Oh, really? So she’s lying?”

Brother 2: “No, sir. It’s not like that.”

Dad: “Listen carefully. The next time either of you makes my daughter uncomfortable, I’ll personally make sure you regret the day you were born. I’ll break both your arms and legs if that’s what it takes to make you understand boundaries.”

Both brothers immediately went quiet.

Then my dad asked, “Where is your father?”

One of them pointed towards the school office.

[Virgin Boy🧃 @demolaisavirgin]

thanks for checking up on me and billing me 2 minutes after, words can't express how i feel

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@_LifeOfTk @vangeorgh How do you manage quality without an in-depth knowledge of structures

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@_LifeOfTk @vangeorgh You're saying a person without construction knowledge but posseses a project management certification can oversee a construction project?

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@Divineze No electricity for a place with big potentials

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@Braythe1st @virtuousii Active

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@thagemfr @_therealtifeh Make I burst your aza

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@skorggg Eh! My boss

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From Lagos life to real life, no time.

[Tife Enoch ❄️🕷 @coolguy_tife]

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@4pf_pixel It says squad size, not points

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@4k_mira This Aisha neva comot this side since morning

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@C_CDon @ifeaboyeji Thank you, 👍🏾. That was his realest answer not this textbook performance