Honcho

I solemnly swear I'm up to no good. I quit drinking for good, now I drink for evil.

Jack of most trades by day, Inebriant by night

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

“i know you not a quitter”😭😭

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Jeff Bezos claiming humans are consuming too much water and not leaving enough for AI data centers is INSANE.

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

Make we start from here today.

[San Yorch @Sanyorchv]

🚨🇦🇷 Terrible baja para Argentina, lesionó el árbitro.

[𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟 @kusssman]

We need to reduce European slots at the World Cup.

[Thuso van Zyl 🇿🇦 @Thuso1Africa]

Xenophobes will be like, South Africans don’t live in other countries illegally 🥴

[𝒞💙 @chiisom_a]

chisom you dey think gan, relax man

[May @notMay01]

Children privacy una.

The real issue we know.

It’s simply because it’s a man and you’re completely fried with the “Men bad” narrative.

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

How me and you go go event, I bought regular tickets for us… we reach there, person wey you sabi con upgrade your own ticket from Regular to VIP, you come abandon me for regular lmaooo

You come say make I no crash out?
You’re very silly.

[Dr Alhaji Kowope Cole 🇳🇬🇸🇸 @Magixlamy_]

I Have Done My Part

What I Won’t Do Is Be On A Space & Hear You Incite Violence In Nigeria While You Live Peacefully In USA & Not Report It.

Saying Corpers & Electoral Officers Should Be Killed Because You Love Nigeria More Than Everyone & You Want Peter Obi To Be President.

Yes, It Is Me Who Reported You To The FBI @FBI @OsaretinOmosig2

[ardaa @bisakinarda]

Özledim https://t.co/IGEoZst0qx

[M. O. @Apatapiti_]

Like, at all?

Curious:
If they recorded them having a Maths quiz or debate competition and the video is on the internet (like we have so many of), is it wrong?

[🍂 @tahyvr_]

ronaldo left united and went on to win four more, 4!!! how many has man u won since he left??

[ODINAKA. El Toro. @TheAjibolaGrey]

Ronaldo, man, it was you yesterday, it is you today and as long the skies remain blue, as long as the seas never run dry, it will always be you.

Always will be my GOAT.

[Ravui🍑🔞commsopen @manoravui]

Imagina vc ser um país tão bosta que preferem os estados unidos em vez de vc

[Nobody @dharnyyoung]

I trust Messi sha. Ordinary siiuu Garnacho no see team enter again.

[s 🇪🇸 @salomefcb]

the funniest part of this world cup is commentators not recognizing any american celebrities they show on the screen

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

The reason South Africans don’t get into the news is because they’re irrelevant, so they think their nationals are saints across the world.

They’ve sentenced a South African drug dealer to prison in Sierra Leone this week, another 42 deported from Ireland.

We’ll give you that publicity since that’s what you want, so you can know there are bad eggs everywhere. Idiots.

[Adika @Adikastakes]

I just realized that I’ve wasted my whole life on the side of twitter that speaks English 😭