Gabbie Cohen

I'm from Northern California, but I don't say hella

[Gabbie Cohen @ayoitsgabs]

Facebook “on this day” is just an annoying reminder of how stupid I sounded on social media from 2009-2012

[Gabbie Cohen @ayoitsgabs]

Don’t leave me high, home alone, and blasting music on Sonos because I WILL buy concert tickets for whoever I’m listening to

[Gabbie Cohen @ayoitsgabs]

Almost 2 years later but I’m back on the tweet

[Gabbie Cohen @ayoitsgabs]

@AEO I can't check out right now! Says shipping is not available to me (i'm in the US). Tried refreshing, incognito window, removing address info...nothing

[melanated angel @rronnilynn]

Trump said that "HUNDREDS of Governors are calling him.". We only have 50. Think about that. Take all the time you need.

[Gabbie Cohen @ayoitsgabs]

@NikkiGlaser @Shelby_Mann1

[Gabbie Cohen @ayoitsgabs]

@cameronkateee @girlfr0g @ali_robespierre Here’s my theo wearing his booties

[em @girlfr0g]

what’s your dog’s name and then what’s the name you call them that is absolutely no where near the real thing. I’ll start: Dobby // Governor

[Gabbie Cohen @ayoitsgabs]

@cameronkateee @girlfr0g @ali_robespierre My Theo was my Handsome boy too 😭

[Garrett Williams, BFA @badboygargar]

Day 17: morale is weird

[Gabbie Cohen @ayoitsgabs]

@yagurlberna Hbd berna!!!

[Gabbie Cohen @ayoitsgabs]

@mmafighterr Talk about a huge marketing opportunity 😂

[Gabbie Cohen @ayoitsgabs]

@yagurlberna Was gonna come home but not anymore. Thanks taco bell

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

That unspoken group dynamic when all your friends are in an Uber on your way to the club and the people in the backseat are lit, dancing and scream talking and the person in the front seat is the group's PR person and talks to the driver and just keeps saying "I'm sorry for that"

[Netflix @netflix]

what’s something you can say during sex but also when you manage a brand twitter account?

[Gabbie Cohen @ayoitsgabs]

@Postmates_Help I had a pretty terrible delivery experience yesterday. No one from your support team responded to me when I filed a ticket. What the heck?

[☆ B ☆ @yagorlbex]

Me when I’ve had more than two glasses of wine

[𝘷𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘢 @lgbtxluthor]

friendly reminder that the Amazon forest has been on fire for 20+ days now, wildlife is being killed and half of brazil is being covered in such a thick layer of dust and ashes that São Paulo got dark at 3pm yesterday bc sunlight couldn’t breach through

[Gabbie Cohen @ayoitsgabs]

@Shelby_Mann1 @roguehomosexual @sydbale12 @rachellampke Hahahahaha

[garret @garretlondon]

nobody:

Rotisserie chicken in the oven: