kleb

thug ass playa
gangsta boss pimp supreme blunt
I make bangers sometimes but nobody sees them but I am NOT paying for twitter bro 😭🙏

[Isaiah @isaiahsofyne]

me explaining that if you get AMC A-list you get to see 4 movies a week for $25 so even if you see just two movies a month it pays for itself

[kleb @ayoitskaleb]

@ShillofNothing Y'all are switching up on the Spider-Man games now

[kleb @ayoitskaleb]

@f7or1n @alpacinogrunt ur so dense

[kleb @ayoitskaleb]

@Kelizu11 @alpacinogrunt You can't say shit about it until you've seen it?! 😭😭😭

[kleb @ayoitskaleb]

@TA1297 @alpacinogrunt rewatch the movie then
ppl are NOT deadass trying to switch up on NO WAY HOME

[kleb @ayoitskaleb]

@weirdautumnz @TheCinegogue Yeah I was told 4-6 weeks for shipping and we're approaching 5 1/2
I literally just wanna know it exists

[kleb @ayoitskaleb]

@weirdautumnz @TheCinegogue literally just came here to ask the exact same thing
I just wanna know ANYTHING :/

[kleb @ayoitskaleb]

@DeadbyDaylight DEEEENVEEEERRRR COLORADOOOO

[kleb @ayoitskaleb]

@DeadbyDaylight @MURALfestival wait, is this the teaser for the day??
the past 2 teasers have basically just been promo vs. teasing anything if that's the case

[kleb @ayoitskaleb]

@NnekaOjogwu @lizzo glazing and defending a rapist sex offender btw.

[kleb @ayoitskaleb]

@2trillrapz @FoxyBells_ @FNaF4DBD @tsklesser True, but slender isn't even the scariest part of that game partially for that reason I'd argue.
Kate is the real scary threat there

[kleb @ayoitskaleb]

@SalDarlin @HesFaceless @PanejoWars Jason Universe owns a LOT more than they originally did actually
They have access to Crystal Lake, Pamela, elements from the Original 1980 Movie, and access to most of the movies pre Jason X/FvJ/2009
They have wayyy more to work with NOW than they did a couple years ago.

[kleb @ayoitskaleb]

@offcl_michael1 @nachokimz @FoxyBells_ @FNaF4DBD @tsklesser pls show me one clip of slenderman walking in any of the main, actual Slender games.

[kleb @ayoitskaleb]

@NotTruthNotTold @_xHIMIx_ pls explain to me how he'd work in dbd
the second they make slender walk, half his fear factor is gone.
what makes him scary is he's always stationary, yet somehow always moving.
if he just starts prancing around it's not truly slenderman anymore.

[kleb @ayoitskaleb]

@FNaF4DBD @nachokimz @FoxyBells_ @tsklesser Yes, and I can acknowledge that, but Slenderman has grown exponentially since them.
Slenderman is an entity known for being stationary, a still being
Half his scare factor is his uncanny stance and the fact he's always teleporting around but stays still.
If he walks, then what?

[kleb @ayoitskaleb]

@nachokimz @FoxyBells_ @FNaF4DBD @tsklesser Chucky's limitations were more about size.
Slenderman's entire thing has literally been about him being a stationary being. Always still yet somehow moves faster than you can see. That's half of what even makes him scary. If he starts prancing around a map, then that's it.

[kleb @ayoitskaleb]

@SalDarlin @PanejoWars shush, we love jason voorhees around here and if he seems meh then you don't know his power set

[kleb @ayoitskaleb]

people are being legitimately serious when they say they're upset the new DBD killer isn't Slenderman.
Did we all collectively forget that Slenderman never moves?? The second they have that mf take a single step all his aura is GONE.
yall dumb as hell fr be grateful it's jason

[kleb @ayoitskaleb]

@FoxyBells_ @FNaF4DBD @tsklesser Please explain to me how the fuck Slenderman could be a killer, please.
All you people bitching about a killer notorious for always being stationary and never moving.
The second they make Slenderman walk, it's done.
So please, enlighten me on how the fuck that could ever work?

[kleb @ayoitskaleb]

@DeadbyDaylight Hey uhhhh, what does "MICRO" event mean?
I would imagine it's a limited time mode (i.e. 2v8, lights out, my little oni, etc.) but the word "Micro" really throws me off there