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Family. Pharma. LFC

[Theong @ayolmach]

@_iamhabeeb You gotta pay taxes too.

[Theong @ayolmach]

@chesscom User name: Ayolmach_89

[Theong @ayolmach]

Now they are going to make conspiracy theorists believe Vinicius Junior has been cloned.

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

R9 be like: What have I gotten myself into?

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Argentina in the World Cup knockouts

[🔻Ackerman 🇭🇰 @_JaxTelller]

Nan ça y est l’IA c’est trop 🤣

[Theong @ayolmach]

This FIFA World Cup has not been good for Hate-watching at all.

Arsenal vs PSG Final was the last successful hate-watch in football history.

[Ahmet @kafadooo]

2010, Sneijder Şampiyonlar ligi alıyor, Iniesta Dünya Kupası alıyor ama gol sayısı daha fazla diye Messi ballon dor kazanıyor

2011, Ronaldo Messi'den daha fazla gol atıyor ama bu sefer de Şampiyonlar ligi önemli diye Messi ballon dor alıyor

2012, Ronaldo Messi'den daha fazla kupa kazanıyor ama kural yine Messi için değişip gol sayısı fazla olduğu için Messi ballon dor alıyor

2019, Salah ve Van Dijk harika bir Şampiyonlar ligi sezonu geçiriyor, Alisson Becker hem Şampiyonlar ligi hem Copa America kazanıyor ama gol sayısına bakarak yine Messi’ye ödül veriliyor

2021, kural yine değişiyor, Lewandowski gol sayısı olarak lider ama Copa America kazandığı için ödül Messi'ye veriliyor

2023, 2010 yılında önemi olmayan Dünya Kupası bu sefer önem kazanıyor Ve Manchester City'de hem Premier Lig hem de Şampiyonlar Ligi kazanan Haaland yerine ballon dor Messi'ye veriliyor

2026 ⌛

[Theong @ayolmach]

Wait, what???!!!

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🚨 𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥: Argentina were not originally drawn into Group J.

During the live World Cup draw, they were moved with no proper explanation given.

Everyone carried on as though it never happened but watch Didier Deschamps. He knew.

[Infiltrado Blanco @InfiltradoRM]

Pero esto que es?!?!?!?!?

HASTA LOS NIÑOS AL REDEDOR DEL MUNDO SE EMPIEZAN A BURLAR DE ARGENTINA, MESSI Y FIFA.

Bravo 👏🏼 @FIFAcom @FIFAWorldCup habéis logrado convertir una competición en una burla, un meme.

A Argentina y Messi ya ni te digo..

[Theong @ayolmach]

FIFA got what they want, ticket sales. It's time to keep off now and allow fair play.

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

3 - This will be the third FIFA World Cup in which all four semi-finalists are former winners (1990, 1970).

Pedigree.

[Tonton Oso🇨🇩 @osowxvyy]

Vardy doing the Fimbu celebration 🇨🇩🇨🇩🤣 I did not see this coming. We’ve gone global

[Helena José @helena53369]

The most beautiful goal in football history was disallowed in an unfair way.

[AM☬ @AbsoluteMxssi]

Zlatan Ibrahimovic reaction to every country eliminated from the World Cup is killing me 😭

[Theong @ayolmach]

HGH, the drug that helped Messi throughout his career. He'll play till 45 years on the same level

[FA @FAHubHQ]

@indykaila Maradona played with drugs
Messi is normal 🌝
Maradona was good but I think Messi is better 🥶

[Theong @ayolmach]

@BlaiseCompaore6 @moneyacademyKE @HNzero4 It's the same way Kenya import nescafé...

[Theong @ayolmach]

Why would African teams support Belgium?

[Taner @fmdestekcom]

Balogun olayından sonra Belçika - Amerika maçı

[Theong @ayolmach]

He was on to something, but we made fun of him. Ivory Coast, DRC, and Senegal all conceded after the 85th minute.
#WorldCup2026

[Theong @ayolmach]

He was on to something, but we made fun of him. Ivory Coast, DRC, and Senegal all conceded after the 85th minute.
#WorldCup2026

[Theong @ayolmach]

2010: Paul the Octopus.

2026:

[𝐊𝐞𝐬𝐡 @tweetcunha]

🗣️ Nana Kwaku Bonsam (the one who cast the curse on Kane):

“Paraguay WILL ELIMINATE Germany ”