Nathan

i got locked out of my twitter like a dumbass so let’s try this again

[bry @sexyylilliar]

I don’t want nb around me eating the purple bag of doritos

[🇨🇩 @IM2GLO]

Letting big Rom loose in ATL is a big mistake

[HotspurReports. @hotspurreports]

2018: Hugo Lloris
2022: Cristian Romero
2026: Pedro Porro

Tottenham are the first ever PL club to have a World Cup winner in three consecutive tournaments. 🤍🏆

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Pedro Porro is a World Cup winner! 🇪🇸🏆

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 Pedro Porro has told his agent to reject any talks over a move away from Tottenham.

Barcelona have shown interest in the Spain right-back as they assess their options.

Porro recently extended his Spurs contract and wants to remain in London.

(Source: @mundodeportivo)

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America I ordered a milkshake and the young man turned it upside down over my head.

I did not move. A samurai does not flinch, even when the ice cream is above him and gravity is the law.

Nothing fell.

The cup hung there, upside down, defying the sky, and the boy held it over me with the calm of a man who has done this ten thousand times and buried his fear long ago.

This is the Blizzard. This is Dairy Queen.

If it falls, they told me, you get it free.

I understood at once. This was not dessert. This was an ordeal.

The boy was not showing off. He was swearing an oath, with his own arm, that he had made the thing thick enough to hang against the earth, and he was betting the price of it on his honor.

The flip is not a trick.

It is a vow.

In my land a smith proved his blade by cutting.

Here a boy of seventeen proves his by turning it over a stranger's head and looking him in the eye while the whole line waits to see if he lied.

He did not lie.

He set it upright, handed it to me, and said "there you go, man," then turned to the next customer as if he had not just gambled his good name across a counter.

I tipped him everything in my pocket.

He tried to give it back. He said it was just a Blizzard.

I told him it was not just a Blizzard.

I could not explain the rest in English, and there was a line, and he was busy.

So I bowed instead.

He said, "You too, man."

That answered nothing I had said.

It answered everything I had felt.

[Alex 𝓕𝓪𝓷 @xAlexTHFC]

Happy birthday, Mr Tottenham 🇰🇷🤍

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🇰🇷🥲 Son Heung-min: "I came to north London as a kid - a very young age, a young boy came to London who even didn't speak English."

He left the club after helping to win Tottenham's first trophy in 17 years. Incredible.

Happy birthday, Son. ❤️‍🩹👏

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

USA defense against Belgium

[USMNT burner @burnerusmnt]

Our crusty ass 2014 team took golden age belgium 120 mins and we making their unction look like prime Brazil make it make sense

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

*Belgium on counter attack*

USA goalkeeper:

[USMNT burner @burnerusmnt]

Tim ream vs belgium (circa 2026, colorized)

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

Getting dogwalked by a washed Belgium after getting the president to rig the game, maybe the most embarrassing performance of this tournament

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

“You can only celebrate your own country’s success”

Me celebrating Cape Verde equalizing against Argentina:

[Alfie | HITC Sevens @HITCSevens]

One of the greatest games of football I’ve ever watched.

Cape Verde, you are incredible.

[Zealand @theoldzealand]

That’s one of the greatest goals in World Cup history

[🥤 @TheImmortalKop]

This Cape Verde team is going down as a World Cup all timer, what an unbelievable tournament from them

[Alex 𝓕𝓪𝓷 @xAlexTHFC]

Absolutely disgusting anti football decision

[𝙇𝙞𝙖𝙢 @OfficialVizeh]

I mean he simply didn’t touch the ball