carnalgas

i may be stupid..

[carnalgas @AyoViccc]

Like THIS, like THIS, WHEN I DIP MY BURGA LIKE THIS

[carnalgas @AyoViccc]

On r/pickles busting a fat nut, wbu?

[carnalgas @AyoViccc]

I am so ready to order pickled okra online but idk if I can take disappointment rn

[carnalgas @AyoViccc]

Drunker den a skunk eating a Louisiana lunch #bars

[carnalgas @AyoViccc]

Give me enough beer and I can rap like riff raff

[carnalgas @AyoViccc]

Why is it any time anything significant happens in my life I manage to completely FUCK myself up lol

[carnalgas @AyoViccc]

Why is it every time I order a medium meal with a cup of ice they give me the smallest cup. BITCH IM TYNA SIP GIVE ME MY GD MEDIUM CUP

[carnalgas @AyoViccc]

Coming to terms with the fact that I have tia rizz. Ladies my age don't talk to me but the tias... the tias love me #auntinator

[carnalgas @AyoViccc]

I'd rather murk 80 mosquitos than put on bug spray. Challenge accepted little bastards

[carnalgas @AyoViccc]

Tweaker are so funny man, like why bother putting on perfume after hitting a pill? Got the restroom smelling like bath and body percs lol

[carnalgas @AyoViccc]

Chewin on the geek bar mouthpiece like a pencil

[carnalgas @AyoViccc]

When you pay good money to listen to ur favorite songs at the bar and someone pays betterer money to skip ur shit 😠

[carnalgas @AyoViccc]

The older I am the harder the decision between what kinda mustard and what kinda pickle I get becomes. #fortheloveofmussy #picklepatroller

[carnalgas @AyoViccc]

Male tramp stamps should be more accepted. I'd like a lil more flair when my ass crack shows, maybe some flames or barbed wire 🤔

[carnalgas @AyoViccc]

The thing I like the most about QuikTrip is that besides Weinerschnitzel it's one of the only places a man can shotgun two glizzies without judgement

[Gucci Mane @gucci1017]

It’s up #Woppenheimer out now link in bio brrr 🥶 🥶

[carnalgas @AyoViccc]

Need someone to make a Gucci mane/Oppenheimer mixtape cover art shirt "Woppenheimer"

[carnalgas @AyoViccc]

I appreciate whoever it was that funded my wingstop tonight, sorry bout ya $20 playa

[squilliam III @squidnee97]

@whatsuptucson MISSING DOG. Goes by ‘Little Boy’. Last seen in Barrio Hollywood, on Cuesta Ave. He got out and usually stays in the front or around so we think someone picked him. PLEASE !! Help us find him! He’s become a huge part of our family and the kids are in pieces.

[carnalgas @AyoViccc]

She put da succ in succubus