𝕿𝖞𝖑𝖊𝖗 𝕬𝖞𝖗𝖊𝖘

28. Native Texan.

[Hbomberguy @Hbomberguy]

Hi, I really like your art! Please don't turn out to have groomed a child

[𝕿𝖞𝖑𝖊𝖗 𝕬𝖞𝖗𝖊𝖘 @ayres_tyler]

@CenterPoint better be filling my fridge and freezer after all this.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me choking on my own salvia for no reason in my room:

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

[balling fists at my side] do NOT talk to him like THAT

[𝕿𝖞𝖑𝖊𝖗 𝕬𝖞𝖗𝖊𝖘 @ayres_tyler]

It’s so funny how when some people get money it really shows that they have no sense of style or personality when you see what they spend it on.

[𝕳𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖗 𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑🔪 @deathndhorror]

Skeet Ulrich as Billy Loomis in Scream (1996)

[amethyst @thatssoamethyst]

“The last time you got f*cked was by genetics” is WILD

[𝕿𝖞𝖑𝖊𝖗 𝕬𝖞𝖗𝖊𝖘 @ayres_tyler]

Calling me a baby for experiencing an emotion because I’m hurt is icky

[⋆.·★𝓚ⁱⁿᵈʳ★·.⋆ @p1xelp1x1e]

girls only want one thing (bat plushies)

[Evil Gremlin @HorrorAddictX]

It’s Texas Chainsaw Massacre day

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

can we stop letting the oldest living people we can find run the United States

[𝕿𝖞𝖑𝖊𝖗 𝕬𝖞𝖗𝖊𝖘 @ayres_tyler]

Jonny Craig did it first ☝🏼

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Disney Channel star Skai Jackson is being criticized for asking her fans to send her $5 “for a chance to win a MacBook.”

[𝕿𝖞𝖑𝖊𝖗 𝕬𝖞𝖗𝖊𝖘 @ayres_tyler]

I don’t want to ‘boss babe’ anymore. I’m done.

[𝕿𝖞𝖑𝖊𝖗 𝕬𝖞𝖗𝖊𝖘 @ayres_tyler]

You can’t have a midlife crisis if your whole life is a crisis

[𝕿𝖞𝖑𝖊𝖗 𝕬𝖞𝖗𝖊𝖘 @ayres_tyler]

Immediately no on M3GAN… didn’t know she kills the dog

[m @mariivenus]

Is Rihanna pregnant 😫😫😫#SuperBowl

[Nunnie The G @NunnieTheG]

33 applications in 2 months, 2 interviews out of those 33. i don’t want to hear anyone say “nobody wants to work” these companies won’t hire.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

yeah sex is cool but have you ever seen the dinner party episode of The Office?

[𝕿𝖞𝖑𝖊𝖗 𝕬𝖞𝖗𝖊𝖘 @ayres_tyler]

I hope this customer emailing me has the day they deserve…. All I’m going to say