Ayushman Anand

My parents have always said that I was born lazy. And yet they’re disappointed.

[Ayushman Anand @AyushmanAnd]

@letsblinkit @blinkitcares @zomatocare @zomato @deepigoyal @albinder hi. Look what I got in my delivery 10 minutes back…anyone ever seen this many cockroaches together in one place? NEVER ordering from here again.

[Ayushman Anand @AyushmanAnd]

@thevirdas Now I know where the old AC is 😂

[Ayushman Anand @AyushmanAnd]

@thevirdas These bitches be like alcoholic beef eaters running around calling themselves vegan!

[Ayushman Anand @AyushmanAnd]

@TheWeirdass tried booking a second ticket for my GF so we could have a date night. But got sold out before I bought the second one. WHY YOU SO MUCH IN DEMAND @thevirdas 😫

[Ayushman Anand @AyushmanAnd]

@sgt_peppers_ My condolences 💐

[Ayushman Anand @AyushmanAnd]

@RShivshankar hey champ. I hope there’s some shame left in you. For the love of god, please get your head out of that ass it’s in. You can help the country. You can help your people. Try it out.

[Ayushman Anand @AyushmanAnd]

@salonayyy @ABPNews Hi @ABPNews. Fuck you.

[Ayushman Anand @AyushmanAnd]

@thevirdas We should start a charity fund. Where everyone donates 1 rupee. With the funds raised, we can buy some shame for these fuckall channels calling themselves “media��.

[Ayushman Anand @AyushmanAnd]

@thresholdrose Hey
I could foster a kitten for a while if needed. However I’ve never done this before. Would be great if you could support me a little there. Do let me know.

[Ayushman Anand @AyushmanAnd]

@copyAman4 Buddy, the elections have only fucked the country since 1951.

[Shibа token @Ripple2251]

@elonmusk - Hi there! Here’s why you should work with Michael Page to hire in India! Let’s chat! @Tesla @TeslaClubIN

[Ayushman Anand @AyushmanAnd]

@thevirdas Modi: lockdown should be the last resort (so we can continue our rallies).

[Ayushman Anand @AyushmanAnd]

@SonyLIVHelps

[Ayushman Anand @AyushmanAnd]

@SonyLIV why is there commentary on every Europa league game except the United game? 😟

[Siddharth @sidnokid]

WATCH VIDEO (Abusive*)
Yogi Adityanath's slip of tongue exposes the modus operandi of the top news agencies in India. No grace left in Indian Media. Thanks, Yogi ji for bringing out their behind the camera, name-callings.
#Media @ANI #India

[Ayushman Anand @AyushmanAnd]

@narendramodi Toh sir vo social distancing khatam na phir?

[Ayushman Anand @AyushmanAnd]

@Apple Can’t. It requires my kidney. But so do I 😁

[Ayushman Anand @AyushmanAnd]

@thevirdas I’m not considering the next few days while he chill with the cops 😂

[Ayushman Anand @AyushmanAnd]

@thevirdas Arnab would. BUT ONLY if one puts allegations on BJP that is.

[Ayushman Anand @AyushmanAnd]

@thakur_shivangi Oh don’t tell me these Americans have rubbed off on them too. Show these people “The Social Dilemma” please. 🤦🏻‍♂️