brujito bonito

my heart is spoken for. every other part of me is up for grabs

[brujito bonito @ayyoao]

Alarmingly accurate.

[j.b. exte @jbexte]

sometimes i worry that i only drink mexican beers to impress mexicans. then i take a sip of mexican beer and realize that the only mexican im trying to impress is the mexican deep inside myself. the inner mexican that all white boys have. gracias for reading

[brujito bonito @ayyoao]

@MorseCode206 I just saw one with two possible side effects and one was death

[brujito bonito @ayyoao]

Holy shit is this my burner

[ayo ♔ @ayospawned]

People be like “I needed this” and it’s just a weekend of abusing substances with their friends

[brujito bonito @ayyoao]

The number of times a week I quote ‘ooh that’s raspberry’ is insane

[ᥴꪖꪑᦓꪮꪀ 🌞 @Cambone88]

I love how the ice cream man seems to act as if he's had a fat guy steal his truck before 🤣

#TheSimpsonsGoats #TheSimpsons #TheSimpsonsForever

[brujito bonito @ayyoao]

It’s giving poverty program

[General Kirby Moore @Genmoorecougs]

DEAR COUGAR NATION,

THE HOUR HAS COME.

Tomorrow, we go west.

Across the Cascades. Across the water. Into Seattle.

Not for the occasion.
Not for the atmosphere.
And damn sure not just to compete.

WE GO TO WIN THE APPLE CUP.

They’ll have the noise. They’ll have a stadium full of purple convinced that place belongs to them.

LET THEM BELIEVE IT.

Because coming through that tunnel will be a team wearing CRIMSON AND GRAY carrying something far greater than itself.

They carry PULLMAN.

They carry the PALOUSE.

They carry every player who wore these colors before them and every Cougar who has ever understood what this game means.

There are football games.

There are rivalries.

And then there is the APPLE CUP.

Tomorrow will not be won by speeches.

It will be won at the line of scrimmage. On third-and-two. In the red zone. When the stadium is shaking and somebody has to make one damn play.

There will come a moment when this game asks something of us.

That is the moment I want.

Because then the noise disappears.

It becomes eleven men against eleven men.

Execution. Toughness. Trust.

And I’ll take the men wearing CRIMSON AND GRAY every damn time.

To the Cougars making the trip west:

MAKE YOURSELVES HEARD.

And to every Cougar watching from Pullman, Spokane, Prosser and every corner of Cougar country:

Stand with us.

Tomorrow, these men have a chance to represent Washington State and bring the Apple Cup home.

Leave nothing for Monday.

THE CASCADES ARE BEHIND US.

SEATTLE IS IN FRONT OF US.

THE APPLE CUP IS WAITING.

Cougar Nation—

STAND UP. BE LOUD.

TOMORROW, WE TAKE SEATTLE.

GO COUGS.

— General Kirby Moore

[brujito bonito @ayyoao]

No matter the result, democracy failed by even letting that disgusting son of a bitch run

[brujito bonito @ayyoao]

THIS. It is insane to me how much this country hates women

[brujito bonito @ayyoao]

RFK Jr’s dad would fucking hate him

[Tracy Ford @TFordFSP]

Put some respect on the Husky Defense!!!!!!! #GoDawgs

[brujito bonito @ayyoao]

Huge 4th down stop and instead of coaching his team up Lincoln Riley is alone on his iPad. I hope USC keeps him forever

[brujito bonito @ayyoao]

Buehler spent bullets he didn’t have when Scherzer bitched out in 22. This postseason, but especially the World Series, were a full circle moment and hopefully Andrew takes care of him and keeps him in LA for a long time. He has the same bulldog mentality Hershiser had

[brujito bonito @ayyoao]

Give Walker that blank check @Dodgers

[brujito bonito @ayyoao]

I need to know more about @VanLathan naughty white girl HoF 😂🤣@TheRewatchables

[brujito bonito @ayyoao]

Win is a win. Go cry https://t.co/3qkPctwsmW

[brujito bonito @ayyoao]

Don’t ever punt a fucking World Series game

[brujito bonito @ayyoao]

@DodgersNation Punted when he decided to start Casparius

[brujito bonito @ayyoao]

Just let them back into the fucking series. Unbelievable

[brujito bonito @ayyoao]

Touch Mookie like that again and I will fight the entire fucking Bronx I don’t care

[Matt🤙🏾 @Matt_M_626]

I’m not gonna celebrate, talk shit or be happy until the last out is made..finish the fucking job @Dodgers

[brujito bonito @ayyoao]

What a great teammate..didn’t take away from Purdy and Kittle’s moment at all. What a loser

[49ersHive @49ersHive]

Bosa crashed the post-game interview with a MAGA hat 😂