reylene

part time artist / full time idiot

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hi guys just wanted to say I’m rly proud of these ✨

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(i yell as i just finished crying about gaining weight)

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all women deserve every single lil sweet treat they so desire when they are bombarded with their time of the month!!! it is the LAW

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anyone got a couch they wanna give me that’d be really cool adulting is hard

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the devil works hard but Temus marketing team works harder

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my cousin works for the comedy dept at netflix and just casually gets to hang with my favorite comedians which is basically my dream job and IM SO FINE EVERYTHING IS FINE

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somethin about north woods inn man

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me and michael dressed up as james bond a bond girl and someone thought we just left our wedding lmao

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idk maybe it’s just me but i feel like bike cops hiding in bushes should be illegal and considered as some form of entrapment

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show my coworkers a few keyboard shortcuts and now i’m basically the IT department

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if i had a fucking dollar for every time a rock has hit my windshield while i’m driving i would have about $27 but that is still. WAY. TOO. MUCH.

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dude fez AND peewee on the same day??!? 💔

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@drewdown DUDE I COULDNT EVEN STOMACH THE TRAILER

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queen charlotte season finale got me FUCKT ALLLL THE WAY UP

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saw florence pughs boobs yesterday, it was a good day

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dude what even is dan bilzerians life, not even a man and i envy the guys life 100000%

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@abefoo greatest fight scene in tv history maybe?

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man i get like a literal high when i buy new furniture lmao

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COPPED THE BARBIE/OPPENHEIMER DOUBLE FEATURE TIX IM SO EXCITED

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the way this song IMMEDIATELY takes me back to our middle school talent show is crazy lmao

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i have been preparing for prime day all week and now that it’s here i’m like too overwhelmed to go on amazon lmao