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[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

You’ll never be her

[Yunguantan @Concubinist]

The Romans were right to consider actors equal to whores. Shut up and entertain me fool!

[riley from hivemind @RileyJohnSavage]

the fat guy from superbad just annihilated me jiu jitsu style

[سماح | 🧚🏾‍♀️samah @samah_fadil]

unbelievably pathetic aura from this guy - reminds me of the fat guy from superbad

[JOE @LeBron_Eames]

I’ve decided to get in the best shape of my life in order to beat the fuck out of Jonah Hill

[Coastal Country Club @ccmembersonly]

I have a rule: I’m slow to trust anyone that wasn’t cool in high school. Not because being cool makes you trustworthy. It’s because NOT being cool during that time leaves most people with lifelong cope complexes that seep into everything they do, for the rest of their life.

[alvaro del campo @alvarodelcampoo]

This probably makes me sound like an asshole but I’d def rather be dirt poor in a major city than ever be anywhere near people like this

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

Well you fucking suck at it

[MB @missedherbus]

What’s wrong babe? You’ve barely touched your Minions salad from the diarrhea farm

[ADAM @adamemedia1]

It’s actually gross the amount of money China spends on things like unlimited clean energy for its citizens when it could be sending that money to Israel instead.

[my pupusa is purring @BougieClarkKent]

is that a public pool? with kids @FBI

[YTPierre @YTPierrre]

Pour l’amour de dieu faites des reprints d’enculé de tout les anciens boosters, mon rêve de réouvrir du diamant et perle

[phlip @MrPerfectPhilip]

Apparently, you’re not supposed to comment “nightmare blunt rotation” on your ex’s Instagram with a picture of her husband and new baby

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

Anyone who votes no on this probably should not be an elected official.

[🔰Chief Georgist Shill 🔰 @BlueRepublik]

I’m not exaggerating when I say that the majority of not all of this administration needs to be thrown in jail for life by the end of all this

[your mom @____rehtaeh]

It's so weird being raised by Christians, and spending your entire childhood being told to care about others…then one day they're just like you're not actually supposed to care about others, you stupid Marxist libtard socialist.

[vivi ⚢ @cxffinism]

just saying that if i were germany i would be treating my artists with a lot more respect

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

Musk just has a hard time wrapping his head around a story where a man’s wife and child care if he comes home

[Always Be Primarying🌹 @ideologicalized]

Sorry to haters on the right and on the left but this is an A+ political answer.