@BlackMagiik_ Lol my favourite was buying water at a bar show and literally paying $4.50 for a goddamn Dasani because 14 yr old aze was too afraid of the Toronto public bathroom tap water
me: i feel so sick all the time i’m tired of it
also me: *doesnt eat,barely drinks water, smokes at least 4 darts on my lunch break, drinks coffee as meal replacements*